>> This guy needs a dirt nap.
First, however, a full body “washing” with battery acid, paying particularly close attention to the eyes and genital area. Follow that with a full-strength lye enema to “wash” that colon of his.
By then he’ll be ready for his nappy. :-)
Good grief! How do you think up those things? I’d have a nervous tic too if I had that stuff in my mind. I’d hate to be your enemy.