Posted on 02/03/2011 3:56:25 PM PST by Kaslin
Hoaxes: As the nation digs itself out, the grand wizard of global warming comes out of hiding and blames it all on that SUV stuck in your driveway. A blizzard is a terrible thing to waste.
What has been dubbed the Groundhog Day Blizzard has caused Al Gore to poke his head out of his massive carbon-generating mansion in Nashville, Tenn., to blame the 2,000-mile storm on our alleged obsession with fossil fuels.
Sorry, Al, but in Chicago the solar panels were buried under upward of two feet of snow as citizens cranked up those polluting snow blowers, a scene repeated in much of the country. In the middle of blowing snow, blowing smoke does not help. Get our drift?
Fox News icon Bill O'Reilly recently asked rhetorically, "Why has southern New York turned into the tundra?" He said he'd left a message for Gore. Gore replied on his blog Tuesday that "scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe" and that what we are shoveling is a result of "increased evaporation meeting the cold air of winter."
Gore has been relatively quiet in recent months as the hot air of his theories met the cold logic of observable fact. Earth has demonstrably cooled in the past decade as the sun and its solar cycle grew quiet.
The ClimateGate scandal was a direct result of scientists — and we use the term loosely — at Britain's Climate Research Unit and others, such as Michael Mann, conspiring to manipulate data to "hide the decline" in global temperatures.
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manbearpig
So, where did that cold air come from if we are in “glo-bull” warming?
We know the earth looses heat back into outer space on a clear night. It will be -5 again tonight so where does this cold air come from?
How would Al explain the blizzard of 1888!
How does Al Gore explain the fact that there is also more ice building up in the waterways than usual? It is causing problems for shipping and getting the Coast Guard more busy than usual trying to clear paths. That’s not caused by a snowstorm or water vapor, but by colder temperatures.
What sewer has he been hiding in? Have there been any sightings?
I Love these Friday Silliness threads!
It’s Al Gore falt, he sold all the globle warming carbon credits and left us in the cold.
Ping
this editorial is a 5 star classic.
Between algores second chakra, his wife leaving hime and the fact that there is 3 feet of global warming sitting on my front yard al been keeping low lately.
But like a bad yeast infection or herpes HE’S BACK!
yay
Oh WOE is me... whys everybody always pickin on me??? 
listen... warming, cooling, it was 50/50. so i took a shot!!!
I finally got the three inches of ice off my car today. Thanks Al!
If Algore Sr. had not been a sucsessful politician Algore Jr. would be driving a Taxi.
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