[Found before a crumbling statue of one-term Emperor-by-Trick Barack Hussein Obama
in a glass-filled oil-rimmed desert, comprising what was once known as America
before it became the Communist Islamic Caliphate called New Kenya]
"We first heard of the undocumented enigma named Obama ,
Who initially denied his ties to Kenya, Commies and Osama.
At every turn, he worked to have our country and Justice defeated,
With every enemy, he schemed to have our children deleted,
The lack of a single testicle between Congress and the military led to our final trauma."