Can you help find the missing state senators?

Internet | February 20, 2011 | From The Deer Stand

[From The Deer Stand]

A handful of Democrat state senators have fled Wisconsin to apparently avoid having to debate the issues of importance to the people of Wisconsin. Can you help find them?

Where's My Senator?

[elpadre]

Check Las Vegas and Key West.

[harpu]

Here's a link to help locate where these cowards should be.

[Girlene]

Have you considered milk cartons?

[Safrguns]

You know, some enterprising breakfast cereal company could really capitalize on this.

[bigbob]

I wish Illinois would figure out how to get our Democrat state senators and our Idiot Governor out of this state!

[BenLurkin]

I think that’s a lady teacher. Maybe she teaches girl’s gym class.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Somehow a scene from PORKYS comes to mind.

Have you seen this Senator? He was last seen “hanging out” at the girl’s gymn in Madison Wisconsin!

[NTHockey]

Declare their seats vacant and order a special election with deadline for registration next Wednesday. The election takes place the following Tuesday.

Meanwhile, WI PUB senators should bring every RAT-sponsored/RAT-desired bill (non fiscal, of course) forward for a vote; defeat it and bury it.

[hosepipe]

Time for the Wisconsin House to pass right to work legislation.. allowing ALL State employees to opt out of Unionization..
AND anyone else with a mind to do that..

[FrankR]

[353FMG]

Have they considered firing them or threatening them with a lawsuit?

[Doc Savage]

I’ve put up their photos on billboards across America with gunsight target circles over their faces! Do you think printing Shoot on Sight was a bit too strong??????? Just wondering!

[Doc Savage]

If you’re a Lipstick Lesbian, that 400 pound bull dyke is your worst night mare!!!!!!! Imagine that thing coming at you with an over-sized strap-on! Holy Crap!

[Hoodat]

Even better than finding the Senators -

It would be great if some of these school kids began to realize that their summer vacations are going to be cut short because of their teachers calling in sick. They should cruise the crowds with their cameras and snap photos of any teachers they happen to see. Then they should turn copies of those pictures over to their school principals and encourage them to have those teachers arrested for fraud. They should be fired on the spot for violating their union agreement with the schools.

[meyer]

Where’d those folks all get their rectangular foster grants?

[meyer]

Is that a man or a bull dyke?

Hard to say. He looks a little like Flounder from "Animal House".

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son!"

[sbMKE]

Businesses that rely on summer tourism dollars are going to feel the effects of this soon. 5 school days made up late could cause a loss of 10% of revenue.

[clearcarbon]