Too bad they don't have a union...
There is an old joke about a union shop steward who travels to Nevada looking for some sin.
He goes to the first brothel and asks if it is union, or non-union. The pimp says it is non-union. The union man askes how much the girls get: The girls get 15%, the house gets 85 % says the pimp.
“that is unfair to labor! I will take my custom elsewhere!”
He goes to one after another, and it seems most of the brothels are non-union.
Finally, he gets to the dingy brothel at the end of the street. “Is this union or non-union?”
The madame answers “This is a union shop.”
“How much do the girls get?”
“The girls get 85%, the house gets 15%.”
“Well!” the shop steward says, “ I would like a few hours with that cute redhead over there.”
“Well I bet you would” says the madame.” but Rosie over here, (gestures to an 80 year old fat women with 3 rotten teeth) Rosie has seniority!”