[TSgt]

Actual photo of the offending item:

GAH!

[dead]

It moved! I swear I saw it move!!

[cripplecreek]

I have a .44 magnum round here with my keys hanging from it.

[Eye of Unk]

I bet they would sound the emergency sirens, declare martial law, bring out the tanks if a person left a brick (500 rounds)lying around.

I bet they called a SWAT team, a bomb disposal specialist or a robot to pick it up.

Or to really muck them up and to create a national furor, mail them out in a couple thousand envelopes, or tape one to a small helium balloon, let go with a couple thousand balloons upwind.

A friggin nation of lambs with all its neighbors building slaughterhouses.

[Charles Martel]

Actual photo of the offending item:

Egad! Looks to be from a Remington "golden bullet" bulk pack, which means there are around 499 more of those evil, nasty things strewn about. < rolls eyes >

Roger the Shrubber was absolutely right - there *is* a pestilence upon that land.

[Disambiguator]

Run away!

[ExpatGator]

It appears to be pining for the fjords....