Students Perch On Building Ledge To Protest Budget Cuts

9and10news.com ^ | 4 Mar 2011 | unattributed

[blueunicorn6]

It wasn’t about budget cuts. They read yesterday’s stories about the sex toy demonstration at Northwestern University and the Masturbation Manual at Skidmore College. They were actually screaming, “Two!Four!Six!Eight! We don’t know how to masturbate! Berkley! Berkley! Rah!”

[Cicero]

Dumb kids. At least if they protested by climbing up into the trees they could protect the environment as well as their perks.

[Emperor Palpatine]

[EDINVA]

we should be so lucky

[MinuteGal]

"School officials agreed to host a town hall meeting with students....."

That ought to be some meeting!

Leni

[blueunicorn6]

I have to get in one more Skidmore College joke about their masturbation manual.
“Wow. Those guys from Skidmore sure have a strong handshake.”
“Yeah. I wonder what exercise they do to make their arm so strong?”
“I don’t know, but they must do a lot of repetitions!”
“I think their right arms are twice as big as their left arms.”

[Da Coyote]

Jump, jump, jump, JUMP!

Where’s the earthquake when it could do some good?

The fewer of these marshmallow major bimbos and bimboys, the better.

[COBOL2Java]

I always wonder with these long protests, what do they do if they have to go to the bathroom?

You don't wanna know.

[Nebr FAL owner]

Lets conduct a science experiment . Since these cretins have chained themselves together lets see if they can all bounce together.

[DPMD]

Praying for an earthquake.