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To: IbJensen

I don’t believe anyone saw any real tears. His eyes were dry. So no need for onion or garlic, all he did was screw up his face and try to SOUND like he was crying.


2 posted on 03/14/2011 7:45:54 AM PDT by MizSterious (Apparently, there's no honor when it comes to someone else's retirement funds.)
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To: MizSterious

Poor congressman. Perhaps he was having a convulsive fit. The way to stop that is to kick him in his muslim butt very hard.

This is what is done to convulsive camels.

Another way is to take two bricks, placing them carefully on each side of his scrotum. Bring the brings very hard and very rapidly together. Voila! I was asked if this method was painful and I replied only when you forget to remove your thumbs.


3 posted on 03/14/2011 8:20:49 AM PDT by IbJensen (Grab your pitchforks!)
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To: MizSterious

Also, bear in mind this is a Catholic cum Muslim. Try to figure that one out.


4 posted on 03/14/2011 8:23:04 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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