You aren’t getting it. There is a PROBLEM with candles. It’s AWFUL out there. WE NEED THIS LAW!!!!11!!
Especially peanut-scented candles! They all need to be labeled that they were made in a factory where somebody ate peanuts once! AAAAAAUUUGHGGHH!!!
Call me callous, I’m just really tired of the tyranny of the microscopic minority.
Colonel, USAFR
I don’t doubt that this may be an issue for a group of people with allergies, sensitivities, etc. My point was, however, that there are many more important issues that affect the larger population that have not been dealt with yet. Just my opinion.
When thuribles are outlawed, only outlaws will have thuribles.
Go LAZ!
Right you are - ban the candles.
Ban barbecues, ban anything that smolders or leaves an ash. Ban the burning of petroleum.
Lord knows the delicate sensitivities of the chemically challenged can be rectified by the wholesale stoppage of the economy.
I, for one, recommend a stylish gas mask, with a carbon filter. Keep a sharp eye on it, though, lest someone steal it and make a bong out of it.
But for now, by all means, we need this law. I’m out hunting for other ways we can damage the economy.
I’d hit this law.