Posted on 03/28/2011 8:25:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Obama Arming Al Qaeda? That's the likely outcome of his Libya war.
He hasn’t a clue what he’s doing. And that’s the best case scenario.
Happy Monday.
Go Cats. Hope the refs bring there whistles to the Con U game.
It is a very happy Monday here in the Bluegrass. I’m one of three people who made it into work today. lol.
their, their, their. Darn.
Because I’m superstitious and I’ve found a routine that works, I’ve missed the second half to both UK games this weekend. However, while I’m so very proud of my Cats for performing far above my expectations, whistles or no; our Cats are no match for UConn. I think UConn wins it all this year. UConn played UK earlier this season and beat us by quite a bit; and Kemba Walker is 10 times better now than he was in the Maui Invitational.
Hello.
Yo.
Hello, commander cutie.
Three more days...
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/index.jsp?c_id=chc
Not a Cubs fan.
I didn’t see the Arizona game or the Florida game but my dad mentioned during the VCU game he thought it was obvious this year that there were certain teams that were “supposed” to advance.
Man, I am zero for, well, forever...
Happy Monday. Ready for Rush. Turned the news off all weekend, as much as possible, so depending heavily on Rush for what I should think. (ha ha.)
Anything is better than being a Dodgers fan this year...
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