Plastic Surgeon uses Liposuction Fat to Fuel Car - YUCK!!!

nowpublic.com ^ | 3/2011

[doug from upland]

Are we going a bit far with using Lipo-Diesel? In a Traffic Jam?

A top Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon says he used fat he removed from patients in liposuction operations to power his 'green' 4x4 car.

U.S. authorities have launched an inquiry into claims made by Dr Alan Bittner that the fat he had sucked out of patients in liposuction operations was turned into biodiesel.

Bittner wrote on his website: 'The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel -- and I have more fat than I can use.

'Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part in saving the Earth.'

[sinanju]

I thought you were supposed to make it into soap, re: “Fight Club”

[max americana]

and you can use the same fat to make soap (cough)..

[goodnesswins]

HA....I kinda like the idea of fatty liberal women power cars....with their FAT...but, ONLY if we can TAX it!

[PGR88]

Just putting the lard-@sses on a bicycle would achieve both weight loss and transport, and cut out the middle-man doctor as well.

[mylife]

Its just going to waste! Why not power that Edsel with Aunt Ednas spare tire?

Put a little tushy in your tank?

[doug from upland]

How many miles could Oprah power a small 4-cylinder?

[mylife]

High Octane Ethtyl!!

[DTogo]

Does the seatbelt come with micro-lipo needles so you can lose the spare tire while driving on the other four?

[redpoll]

Now that’s a phat ride, brother.

[NormsRevenge]

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http://www.dralanbittner.com/testimonials.html

[South40]

I wonder what the exhaust smells like.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

Well, at least they’ve found an endless source of energy.

[Revolting cat!]

We could be energy independent, like, immediately!

[Hoodat]

Why don't they make soap out of it instead?

[doug from upland]

[sheik yerbouty]

The experimental fleet included a pair of Tatas..

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

I guess the name of the Chinese car that will run on human fat will be - drum roll - “Fat Chance”.

That poor woman from Code Pink could run a fleet of UPS trucks for a year. So could Rosie O’Donnell.

[KarlInOhio]

Once a car develops a taste for human flesh it will never turn back.

Some night you'll leave you car with its needle at Emaciated and find it is pointing to Flabby in the morning. Then the local homicide detectives will visit you at work and lead you out in hancuffs. At the trial the grieving widow will tell how the victim tried to run from your car for a couple dozen feet before he ran out of breath. Freepers will laugh at you for your lawyer's novel "lipomobile" defense.

[Squantos]

Good grief her cervix fell out....