Man in cow suit robs Walmart of 26 gallons of milk

Yahoo ^ | Apr 28, 2012 | Liz Goodwin

[TigersEye]

That herd missed a bet. They need one more cow with an ‘I’ between the ‘A’ and the ‘R.’

[Hunton Peck]

Well, see, that second “I” cow was the one that snuck away to commit the dary heist at Wal-Mart!

[TigersEye]

Ah, of course! lol

[C210N]

Plug for cows with guns

[C210N]

Traiter cow

[BerryDingle]

Cows produce milk but this was a man. Bull?

"Hay", don't have a calf over this!

[Puckster]

I give this thread 2 teats up.

[Puckster]

I have no idea how he hoofed it out of there with so many utters worth of milk. Can we work elmer's glue into this story?

[kearnyirish2]

“One suggested instead of shoplifting, the charge should have been some sort of moooving violation.”

Any time I see a cow story, I inevitably think of Gary Larson and the Far Side...

[central_va]

This is just another man dressed as a cow stealing milk with a Robin Hood complex story. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[ALPAPilot]

Who’s bailing Johnny Knoxville out of jail?

[NVDave]

I’m calling BS.

That much milk would have weighed over 200lbs.

Unless that 18 year old was actually the size of a cow, I’m doubting he hauled that many gallons out of the store.

[C210N]

would you believe 26 “gallons” of powdered milk?

[Gopher Broke]

In our Obama depression, even cows cannot afford milk for their young.

Must have been one of the Chick Filet cows, gone criminal.

[netmilsmom]

Even cows know what a cart is.

I’m sure he moooved it out on wheels.

[steve8714]

Was he stealing or just skimming?

[Defend Liberty]

Was he stealing or just skimming?

He was mooching.

[Slings and Arrows]

Freakin' cow-munist...

[paulycy]

It was moo-solini what done it.

[Daffynition]

Udderly ridiculous!

Shouldn't that say *Mother*?