The Changing Story of the Fight in Bin Laden's Compound

The Atlantic ^ | 05/03/2011 | Adam Martin

[sergeantdave]

Hey, Magical Mischief Tour, battles are chaotic. It’s hard to figure out who did what where.

For example, I read osama wasn’t armed. Then I heard that osama drew a picture of an AK on a paper tablet and that was good enough to shoot the peckerhead. No problem for me.

Another version tells us that he drew a picture of a surrender monkey but it wasn’t clear to the SEALS. I think the lead his pencil broke. So they shot him. I can understand that.

Regardless, the US Navy stuffed his dead body in FedEx envelope addressed straight to hell. He had to swim to get there, but WTF. He got there. YAY!!!
I have no problem with that.

If someone has a different version, now’s the time to contribute before this thread shuts down.

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[liberalh8ter]

That's awesome. That's the Rezko green!

[ROCKLOBSTER]

We don’t need to be feeding and housing a bunch of wives who don’t know anything of value to us.

Well certainly there must have been "pillow talk". Hmmmm, I wonder if...never mind.

[Pollster1]

JibJab's 2009 video tells a prescient version that is essentially what really happened Sunday, with only a little bit of animation to simulate the classified parts "Ka-Chow Ka-Cha"! BHO is giving the SEALs credit to keep out secret weapon from being discovered.

[Pollster1]

JibJab's 2009 video tells a prescient version that is essentially what really happened Sunday, with only a little bit of animation to simulate the classified parts "Ka-Chow Ka-Cha"! BHO is giving the SEALs credit to keep out secret weapon from being discovered.

[KosmicKitty]

Imagine the waling of your typical liberal if this raid had happened a few years ago and it became known that Bin Laden was shot while he was unarmed!!

I do wish they’d dressed him in fishnets and spike heels and took a few pictures before they dumped him into the ocean!!

[newzjunkey]

Blame the White House and the press.

He was armed and fired, he wasn't armed at all. He used his wife as a shield, no he charged the SEALs herself. It was capture-or-kill, no it was kill. Pakistan was involved, Pakistan wasn't. It's irritating.

[newzjunkey]

Blame the White House and the press.

He was armed and fired, he wasn't armed at all. He used his wife as a shield, no he charged the SEALs herself. It was capture-or-kill, no it was kill. Pakistan was involved, Pakistan wasn't. It's irritating.