Posted on 05/12/2011 8:20:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Well said.
Mitch Daniels is Da Bomb! /troll
Thank you.
Idol pong.
Get your umbrella.
I’m waiting for the Newt trolls to show up. Haven’t seen any yet, though.
I hope Rush plays it today.
Who was the moron senator?
It was either Rockerfeller, Menendez or Cardin. This has been a general talking point by the Dems. The response by the oil executive was priceless. A jaw dropping moment that left the senator gasping and trying to interrupt right after the statement.
The oil executive who said it was Watson from Chevron. The oil execs are taking no crap from the senators. Very refreshing.
That’s fabulous. I hope Rush does have the soundbyte.
Shove right back at them. Its the dems polices that got us where we are.
Yep, the execs have been saying that they are in “shackles.” They want to drill but the government won’t all them to drill. Increased drilling would reduce oil prices, increase tax revenue, and generate more jobs. They are repeatedly saying just let us loose and we will help the economy.
Dems won’t go for it.
The greatest thing since sliced bread.
Glad someone is pushing back.
Tells companies and banks to do more? Punch me hard.
However, anyone watching the C-SPAN hearings unfilitered make it abundantly clear that the Dems are on the wrong side of the issue.
Please tell this witch to STFU.
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