Posted on 05/12/2011 8:20:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Notice from this town hall exchange how Zero NEVER MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY to bash his political opponents.
What else is old.
Companies need to hire more. Hey doofus, if there’s no work; why would you hire more and further strain your finances? What an idiot.
Hey all! We all know Obama’s solution is that she abort the baby.
Funny how he picks the whiny federal employee who whines about the house she is building but not share if she will be fully approved for it. Punch me again,
the paranoid delusion stage.
I believe the man is mentally ill.
Who does that? It smacks of poor planning on her part, imho.
I thought Sean quit FR?
He is do for a breakdown.
She is important according to Obozo cause he shows children animals at the zoo.
Can he reach the the knife rack to slice anything?
I hate the world right now.
I don’t think his wife lets him see the knives, since he buried an entire set in Ronald Reagan’s back.
Oh please!
“It’s the press pushing the “truce” angle, causing panic among conservatives.”
Today i feel like i did that sunday when Obozo interrupted Trumps show.
If the horse you are riding cannot swim, you most certainly must change horses mid stream. Or you will drown.
bttt
You’re famous.
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