[oh8eleven]

Strauss-Kahn on suicide watch
Why would he do that? He said their sex was consensual didn't he?
Oh wait, he said he was having lunch with his daughter.
Oh wait, he said a political enemy paid the maid $1 million to fabricate the story.
Oh wait ...

[HiTech RedNeck]

Or he promised the maid $1 million to do what he wanted, then she got mad when he told her the check would be in the mail?