Posted on 05/18/2011 8:40:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Sure glad that Newt used my interest in American Solutions to send me two spam emails on his presidential run.
Hi EoL! Would you mind telling me what Rush is talking about? (cubicle-bound and not allowed to listen)
Good afternoon.
Newt’s attempt to malign El Rushbo on Greta last night. Rush is taking Newt to task over the Individual Mandate.
Oh, good! Thanks, IMPR.
Was it the conservative candidate who won KY’s gubernatorial primary yesterday?
I wish I could parlay the corporate life not being for me inot Rush’s success. lol.
How are you this afternoon?
My family was close to our representative during Newt’s adventure as speaker. Our Rep was a strong conservative but didn’t care much for Newt. Said basically he was a my way or the highway, backstabbing weasel.
Sure. First topic up: Newt. Second topic: Obama will run his 2012 campaign on the mantra that things were EVEN WORSE than we could have thought until we got in there and rolled up our sleeves. Then he played a clip of David Axelrod saying almost precisely that.
Back on to Newt and Newt’s recent media comments.
How can that be??? Obie made a big deal about sending his people out into all these departments even before his inauguration to get a real assessment of the problems.
Thanks, EoL! Dang, I wish I could listen.
Depends on who you ask....
Personally, I’m relieved at the results. The Lt. Governor candidate, Ritchie Farmer, has been an amazing Ag Commissioner and I am hoping he will be a promising gubenetorial candidate in the future. The second place contender was the “tea” party choice...but here in Kentucky the Tea Party means Paulturds and Lieberaltarians, thanks to Rand Paul.
I’m doing better than yesterday. It’s still miserable outside—hope it dries up this weekend, since we have plans for a long weekend.
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