I am waiting for them to dig up Harold Stassen.
Oh boy... either we have a lot of stupid people in one party or too smart ones on the other side trying to divert our attention as if distracting a pack of wild dogs chasing a rabbit (the ideal candidate).
Remember people, whatever we get, MUST be new blood! (no more old farts the likes of McCaca, Romney, Bushes of ANY kind and the others... they all had their shot, it's time for them to disappear and let the new ones come in.)
Jeb Bush will soon miraculously appear on the scene.
As you correctly pointed out, he's deceased. But don't worry! He named a replacement who's just as exciting!
"The rising cost of prescription drugs has sparked a prairie fire that is spreading across our nation."
"We need to be calling out the flaws and misguided decisions of the Democrats in Congress and the Obama administration."
"It appears that President Obama is making great progress on climate change, he is changing the political climate in the country back to Republican."
I'm sorry I can't go on, but I need to go finish proofreading last year's Yellow Pages.