***Ill bet Foreskin Man has a really ugly pee-pee.****
Let me guess..He ws circumcised as a baby, the Dr was drunk and made a bad cut so his parents decided to give him a sex change as there was nothing left to cut off.
When he got old enough to figure he was not a lesbian but liked girls,he took Steroids to become muscled up and went on an anti-circumcisin tear.
But he still has to squat to.., uh, you know.
You must have been reading his mail.