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Run for your lives! The crazy Mormon-hater is back!

208 posted on 06/21/2011 6:29:33 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)

To: E. Pluribus Unum

You really have nothing to say; do you?

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209 posted on 06/21/2011 12:08:29 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)

To: E. Pluribus Unum

Run for your lives! The crazy Mormon-hater is back!

Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals #5.

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.
It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule.
Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage."

210 posted on 06/21/2011 12:11:24 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)

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