It's not so bad living in the USA.....until we run out of other peoples money.
Wait, what? That train already left the station... right after the TSA finished it's cavity searches.
But what the hell... we all get free stuff! Hey, it's just government money. Free stuff! Not like those nasty Republicans who wanna put gramma on an ice floe.
Line up here, there will be soap and fresh towels in the showers.