[sickoflibs]

An Illegal Alien's Guide to the Top Five Best Places to Live In America
1. California
2. Montgomery Country, Maryland
3. Washington State
4. Chicago - All of Illinois too!
5. New Haven, Connecticut
Final Tip : Given that the citizens of these destinations keep voting for politicians who enact policies that welcome illegal immigration, we’re certain they’ll be pleased by your arrival.

#2 is heartwarming for me and is part of the plan to keep Maryland under Democrat control for ever.

The Final Tip reminds me of an essay I wrote and posted here last year:
A Suggestion to Illegal Aliens: Boycott Arizona to teach them a lesson! (April 27, 2010 | sickoflibs)

[sickoflibs]

This thread supports my points from yesterday, you dont have to enact massive deportation which is a straw-man only referenced by those promoting amnesty (er immigration reform.)

Start with cutting off the taxpayer funded goodies to illegals.

Maryland had huge loopholes in it's driver's license requirements for ID for illegals drawing illegals to the state from everywhere, yet they suspend the driver's licenses for those behind on child support payments. The Federal Real ID law forced Maryland to stop giving drivers licenses to illegals, although the Dem governor proposed special state only driver's license's for illegals, but even Democrats were smart enough to figure out why that would backfire.