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Police: Pa. woman assaulted grandson over bacon
Associated Press ^
| June 30, 2011
Posted on 06/30/2011 9:51:30 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
CLIFTON HEIGHTS, Pa. (AP) -- A southeastern Pennsylvania woman is accused of beating her 9-year-old grandson and blasting him in the face with a garden hose because he ate too much bacon.
The Delaware County Daily Times reports Marilee Ann Kolynych was arrested Tuesday.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bacon; torture; waterboarding
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, she’d likely have had to shoot me; I love bacon.
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:54:47 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Obama couldn't run a lemonade stand, much less a country. Away with him!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
the woman pinned him down, beat him on the legs and then sprayed him with the hose. So she spanked him and sprayed water on him. Why is this news?
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:55:44 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(Use it up, wear it out, make it over or do without.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
You can never eat too much bacon.
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:55:58 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Free ThinkerNY
I remember once, I came down stairs for breakfast, and my younger brother had eaten all the bacon so I smashed him over the head with a whiskey bottle.
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:56:10 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Didn’t everybody get sprayed in the face with a garden hose when they were kids?
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:56:45 AM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: ladyjane
Didn’t we do this to the terrorists at Gitmo?
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:57:49 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: NRA1995
I don’t condone it, but I understand it.
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:58:32 AM PDT
by
WOBBLY BOB
( "I don't want the majority if we don't stand for something"- Jim Demint)
To: dfwgator
Feeding them bacon would have been worse...
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posted on
06/30/2011 9:59:30 AM PDT
by
Pharmboy
(What always made the state a hell has been that man tried to make it heaven-Hoelderlin)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Well, they say bacon is a gateway meat. Who knows what eating it could lead to.
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:02:27 AM PDT
by
Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus
("Armed forces abroad are of little value unless there is prudent counsel at home." - Cicero)
To: Free ThinkerNY
I can relate to Granny.
Little bastard was probably stealing her bacon.
To: Free ThinkerNY
Some kids are just hard to convince!
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:11:40 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Free ThinkerNY
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager anticipation the lovely breakfast her helpful, caring children were making for her.
However, after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."
I had to search for a while in order to find a inoffensive bacon joke.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Considering that we can not even afford to buy Bacon, I fully understand.
Children need to know there is a price paid for meals. It doesn’t fall out of the air. Someone has to work to provide it.
Of course, she should have monitored her resources closer and trained the child up in a better way. But, better late training than none.
TL
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:12:54 AM PDT
by
Tomato lover
(Prov 29:2 - look it up)
To: Owl_Eagle
Empty I hope, or it would be a clear case of alcohol abuse.
To: Owl_Eagle
I remember once, I came down stairs for breakfast, and my younger brother had eaten all the bacon so I smashed him over the head with a whiskey bottle.Was your baseball bat in your other suit?
To: Free ThinkerNY
“Acorns were good until bread was found.”
~Francis Bacon
To: Free ThinkerNY
Looks to me like someone didn’t cook enough bacon; granny needs a squirt in the face too.
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:18:04 AM PDT
by
WinMod70
To: Free ThinkerNY
He’s 9..... just feed him Beggin’ Strips..... 9 year olds don’t know its not bacon!
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:24:26 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: Free ThinkerNY
"too much bacon"I know what each of those words mean but they just don't make sense put together that way
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posted on
06/30/2011 10:27:07 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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