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What if President Obama Had Said This Instead?
Townhall.com ^ | JUly 1, 2011 | David Limbaugh

Posted on 07/01/2011 4:27:20 AM PDT by Kaslin

What if -- instead of blaming Republicans, big oil, the "wealthy" and corporate jets -- President Obama had used his recent news conference to say the following?

"Look, I've tried my solutions, and they've had ample time to work. If they were going to work, they would have done so by now. So I'm going to ask my party to join with Republicans in focusing on the national debt instead of ginning up envy, jealousy and animosity among people who earn different amounts of money. I'm going to prove that I share the American people's fear about this debt crisis and that I recognize there will have to be structural reform to entitlements. It may involve some cuts in benefits, but if we don't do this now, eventually everyone will lose his benefits, because Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security are headed for insolvency -- and much sooner than we thought.

"Endless government spending, I now see, will not stimulate economic growth. I should have accepted that before based on the historical evidence, but my professors kept insisting that Keynesian pump priming would work if we would just spend enough money. But $800 billion wasn't enough? Come on, fellas, whom do we think we're fooling here?

"Accordingly, I'm also going to get real about discretionary spending cuts because trillion-dollar deficits are hardly sustainable. Do the math; you people aren't idiots. In order to close the gap between revenues and expenditures, I also promise to quit demagoguing the tax issue. Though I couldn't see it before, we have a dynamic economy, and I won't be able to raise appreciable revenues by raising tax rates, especially on the highest-income producers and small businesses, which, incidentally, provide so many jobs for Americans.

"Continuing to malign the wealthy and big oil -- as much fun as it is -- will simply not generate any revenue. And about these cuts in discretionary spending, I'm talking about non-defense spending. While my philosophy inclines me to drastically cut defense spending, I must admit that I'm enjoying the luxury of deploying our military assets in various places around the world, even where the United States has no discernible national interest. All this takes money, as did killing bin Laden, which, as you may recall, I did -- virtually single-handedly.

"Moreover, though I promised that the Affordable Care Act would bend the health care cost curve down, I can now see, based on recent scorings by the Congressional Budget Office and other things that have occurred since we crammed the bill through Congress against the will of the American people (e.g.,1,400 waivers), that my bill will in fact increase costs. I don't deny that I'd prefer to keep this flagrantly unconstitutional bill in place because my ideology teaches that government is better-equipped to micromanage health care decisions than are millions of American consumers in a free market who have no earthly idea how to come together on reducing health care costs, let alone choose their medical treatment. But for now, I'll agree to shelve this boondoggle and forgo other recreational federal spending until we make some progress on reducing the debt.

"Speaking of recreational spending, I'll also have to temporarily back off my demand for high-speed rail, even though I enjoy dictating to the states as much as I do to the American people.

"Alas, the most difficult lark to abandon will be my various quixotic renewable energy ruses. If I'm going to be serious about changing course, I'm going to have to get my boot off the neck of domestic oil producers. With the other boot on BP, it's difficult to maintain my balance. This bold action is likely to depress the demand for mo-peds -- and perhaps even spoil Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood's scheme to get us out of our gas guzzlers and onto bike paths -- but shared sacrifice means czars have to take it in the shorts, too.

"I'm sorry for blaming George W. Bush for everything. My goodness, I've been in charge of the executive branch for almost three years, so it's probably high time I acknowledged ownership of this economy. Not only that, but despite what I've been saying since I took office, I did help create this mess. My party was instrumental in pushing affordable housing on everyone, which was the biggest culprit in our financial meltdown. I was in the Senate for much of this time, and I went along with Barney Frank and others in obstructing remedial action proposed by President Bush.

"But what's done is done. There is a way out of this mess. It is to quit expanding the federal government and smothering the private sector and to implement comprehensive reforms substantially equivalent to Rep. Paul Ryan's road map to prosperity. I'm asking you to join with me in supporting Ryan's plan and getting America back on the road to economic recovery and a sound fiscal condition. Thank you."


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1 posted on 07/01/2011 4:27:21 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

ROFL!


2 posted on 07/01/2011 4:29:25 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: Kaslin

You are asking a leopard to change its spots.


3 posted on 07/01/2011 4:36:17 AM PDT by ArtDodger (Reread Animal Farm (with your kids))
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To: Kaslin

If he had said that he would win in a landslide.


4 posted on 07/01/2011 4:40:31 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Kaslin

Hey David, give your brother a call... ask him to give you the “a tiger is a tiger” monologue. In this cases however, I believe it would best stated as “a dick is always a dick”.


5 posted on 07/01/2011 4:42:49 AM PDT by Common Sense 101
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To: Kaslin
If he tried to give that speech, Pelosi, Frank, Reid and the rest of the RATS would be all over him with knives and axes, hacking him to pieces.

But, of course, his head would have exploded before that.

6 posted on 07/01/2011 4:43:18 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: Kaslin
"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
                                                                                      ~ Albert Einstein

7 posted on 07/01/2011 4:44:57 AM PDT by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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To: Kaslin

Pure speculation David Limbaugh ought know what is written “Can the Ethiopian change the color of his skin or the leopard its spots?-Then may you also do good who are accustomed to do evil.” Jeremiah 13:23


8 posted on 07/01/2011 4:49:53 AM PDT by StonyBurk (ring)
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To: Bon mots; Nachum

This is one heck of an article by Limbaugh - - fyi The problem is that narcissism is an tremendous obstacle to learning.


“Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” ~ Albert Einstein


Obviously, Einstein never rolled the dice; to expect the same result is nutty.


9 posted on 07/01/2011 5:03:23 AM PDT by Loud Mime (Ann Coulter's "Demonic" - - Identifies the Democrats in Detail)
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To: Kaslin
Actually, the ego that pushes most candidates to run for office would never allow admissions such as this, no matter what side of the aisle they are on.
10 posted on 07/01/2011 5:30:49 AM PDT by ratzoe (damn, I miss Barbara Olson)
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To: Kaslin

Somehow I expected a pumkin and church mice along with a fairy Godmother in this story - ; )


11 posted on 07/01/2011 5:36:09 AM PDT by Caipirabob ( Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Kaslin

He would never utter a speech like that because deep down he wants financial collapse and ruin. He sees a path to blaming republicans in achieving that goal. Its a crisis he thrives on... he sees himself coming out of the ashes stronger and his enemy republicans weaker. What he says about it is only political posturing to place himself in the best possible position to take advantage of the situation.


12 posted on 07/01/2011 5:36:09 AM PDT by C210N (0bama, Making the US safe for Global Marxism)
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To: Kaslin

I heard him say that, or something very similar last night — then I woke up.


13 posted on 07/01/2011 5:45:32 AM PDT by ixtl (You live and learn. Or you don't live long.)
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To: Kaslin

14 posted on 07/01/2011 6:34:02 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: StonyBurk

What do you mean pure speculation? Did you miss the little word if?


15 posted on 07/01/2011 7:37:29 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: demshateGod
If he had said that he would win in a landslide.

Heck yeah. He'd have carried all 57 states ... maybe more.

16 posted on 07/01/2011 7:38:52 AM PDT by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: bolobaby; All
Pay attention to the little word if in the title
17 posted on 07/01/2011 7:40:17 AM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin

Yeah - if he said this, pigs would be flying.


18 posted on 07/01/2011 8:17:37 AM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Kaslin

“What if”-defines speculation.The 0 has said what he has said-playing “what if?” is speculation.


19 posted on 07/01/2011 8:55:06 AM PDT by StonyBurk (ring)
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To: al_c

Brilliant!


20 posted on 07/01/2011 10:24:15 AM PDT by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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