BREAKING--Obama speaks at 10:35 a.m. (9.2% unemployment)

Politico 44/ Whiteboard ^ | Jul 08, 2011 | Politico 44/ Whiteboard

[Vermont Lt]

You are wrong: Nobody that goes to Five Guys twice a week cannot run. Their heart would close up in about 200 yards.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Probably vending machines are responsible for the new increase in joblessness.

My money's on corporate jets.

[jennings2004]

Gold courses closed in Montana? /s

[Recovering_Democrat]

HUSSEIN CREATES GIANT PILE S*&! FOR AMERICA: HIGHER DEBT, HIGHER UNEMPLOYMENT, HIGHER INFLATION...AND THEN TRIES TO PRETEND HE IS A SAVIOR!

How long, kiss-ass-media, are you going to BUY THIS CRAP?

[Artie]

Will he be introduced by the new Chairman of the DNC...Debbie Wasserman Schultz? “We’ve turned the economy around” and now Heeerrrreeessss Barak!

[bikerman]

Will be the same ole same ole, blah blah blah tax the rich more government workers needed, taxes have to be raised has to be done soon have a golf game in Ariz to attend.

[sheikdetailfeather]

“Rush Limbaugh was right. I should have listened to him!”

January 29th, 2009
My Bipartisan Stimulus

Lets cut taxes, as I want, and spend more, as Obama would like.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123318906638926749.html

[Vermont Lt]

And in the end, they burned down the jungle if I remember correctly.

[jennings2004]

Exactly! I posted nearly the same words on a thread earlier.

[AD from SpringBay]

I wonder what is in store for us. How will Great Leader not waste this crisis?

[Darkwolf377]

Let us look into the crystal ball for a preview!

"When *I* came into office, the previous administration left *ME* a deficit of twenty kazillion dollars, which *I* instantly took action to pay off. In a completely non-partisan way, *I* saved America. The previous administration kept unemployment artificially low, while *I* pumped nearly one trillion dollars into the economy, bring us to a robust 9.2% unemployment rate--clearly, *I* made the right choice."

And then he just goes on from there...

[NMEwithin]

Poor guy had to cancel his weekend vacation to Montana...

[who knows what evil?]

I can already smell the bullsh*t...

[TomGuy]

Jimmah ‘I fought the killer rabbit and lived to tell the story’ Carter is smiling this morning.

Finally, there is a president that seems to be worse than he was.

[Darkwolf377]

“Come on, you lazy bastards, get to work! I have to get re-elected, dontcha know!”

“The fact that you people won’t get back to work and get me a second term means that, clearly, America still has a race problem.”

[dogcaller]

“I will stay the course...my economic pogrom is proceeding according to plan”.

[no gnu taxes]

Inherited...big oil...tax cuts for the rich...inherited...I’ve made progress...don’t return to failed policies...corporate jets...debt ceiling...blah blah

[Lakeshark]

" I told you the Republicans were trying to ruin my fine economic work, and see, they succeeded in making the economy worse again!!!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.........."

[Darkwolf377]

“’chelle! Damned TelePrompter keeps blinkin’ 0:00 again!!”

[mikey_hates_everything]

Self-service checkouts, self-serve gas pumps, new-fangled push button elevators, automatic door openers and online ordering are all to blame.