Well, if the “authorities” say there is no danger, how can there be a danger?
When have the “authorities” ever been wrong about anything?
I wish I could hear the authorities say it when I acquire 64 missile warheads and put them in the garage.
"My friend.--Welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting you. Sleep well tonight. At three tomorrow the diligence will start for Bukovina; a place on it is kept for you. At the Borgo Pass my carriage will await you and will bring you to me. I trust that your journey from London has been a happy one, and that you will enjoy your stay in my beautiful land.
--Your friend, Dracula."
Look, the newspaper accounts are right. I have three of the warheads laid out in pieces in front of me RIGHT NOW, and so far I cannot fashion even ONE good nuclear weapon out of all these parts.