Posted on 07/20/2011 12:30:30 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
(CBS/AP) SPRINGFIELD, Ga. - 911, what is your emergency?
Well, we are so high on meth right now that we are hallucinating and think people are breaking into our house.
That is not how the 911 call really went, but it is what police in Effingham County, Ga. say actually happened.
South Georgia authorities say two men became so high on drugs they began hallucinating and called 911 when they thought intruders had broken into a home. Effingham County sheriff's spokesman David Ehsanipoor said the pair is suspected of using methamphetamine around the time they called for help early Tuesday.
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Crimeless victims?
Paranoia strikes deep. Is that car still parked in
front of the house? You know the one.
that’s why they call it dope.
The car? No, it’s parked down the street.
Oh Crikey, it’s worse than we thought.
They know we are on to them.
Pack up, we are leaving NOW.
Sounds like a concept for the summer blockbuster hit of the season.
Cheech and Chong Do Effthem County
I actually know some folks who smoked some very intense”shatter” who almost called 911
Instead they called me...they thought they were going crazy or were gonna die......same bunch snorted an Oxy 40 thinking it was a 10 they took from their moms cabinet....now that could killed them actually
Shatter is amber-honey rock hard hash oil made from super sensemilla bud
Looks like translucent hard amber or caramel.....estimated around 80% THC......POW !!
Only thing ever freaked me like that was DMT....crazy not advisable
They don’t call it dope for nothing
Well, what happened was........
Well, what happened was........
What did you tell them? Were you able to calm them down?
It’s ok, now it’s gone.
Wow, that was close.
NO, wait, it’s PARKED IN OUR DRIVE!!
OMG,OMG,OMG,Flush everything.
Flushing sounds.
Oh man that was intense.
Right, what a hoot, that’s OUR car...
I know a guy that shot out every last window of his house...just shy of $15,000 worth not including labor....after a 3 day binge.
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