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Vanity: That Wasn't an Earthquake. It Was Just . . . .
aelian nation
Posted on 08/23/2011 11:33:20 AM PDT by A'elian' nation
That wasn't an earthquake. That was just . . .
That was just Obama's motorcade passing through.
That was just Obama going for a triple-scoop ice cream cone.
That was just Michelle dropping her order of french fries.
That was just the federal mint prining off another trillion bucks.
That was just Obama finding his first shovel ready project.
That was just Sarah doing a drill baby drill.
That was just the aftershock of over-militarized Guam tipping over.
(By the way didn't they just plant MLK's new statue in D.C. which was made in China?) Chinese conspiracy?
OK Freepers - the rest are all yours. Take it from there.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dc; earthquake; obama; president
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To: A'elian' nation
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:34:32 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin)
To: All
God sending one across the bow...
To: A'elian' nation
That was our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:35:15 AM PDT
by
wolfpat
(Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always a child. -- Cicero)
To: A'elian' nation
Jerrold Nadler going out for a jog.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:36:09 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: A'elian' nation
Michelle fell down?
Seriously- my first thought was God, saying: “ Can you hear me NOW??”
And here comes Irene!
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:36:14 AM PDT
by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
To: cripplecreek
I thought maybe Hilary or Helen Thomas had tripped.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:36:32 AM PDT
by
BarbM
(Portuguese Dog--Kenyan president)
To: A'elian' nation
George Washington turning over in his grave.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:37:04 AM PDT
by
Al B.
("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: A'elian' nation
There is a great disturbance in the Force...
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:37:14 AM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Hope & Change - I'm out of hope, and change is all I have left every week | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: A'elian' nation
That wasn't an earthquake. That was just . . ....adverse seismic conditions inherited from Bush.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:37:28 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: A'elian' nation
I was just thinking we needed one of thes threads.
That wasn’t an earthquake, that was DC’s reaction to Obama’s latest poll numbers
That wasn’t an earthquake, that was a warning shot.
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:38:12 AM PDT
by
MNJohnnie
(Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
To: A'elian' nation
That wasn’t an earthquake. That was just . . .
...the hounds of hell, preparing to lock on to Maxine Waters blaspheming butt...
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:38:12 AM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: A'elian' nation
China rolling over our debt.
To: A'elian' nation
Barney Frank cracked the big on CSPAN!
To: A'elian' nation
That wasn’t an earthquake. That was just . . .
...the hounds of hell, preparing to lock on to Maxine Waters blaspheming butt...
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:38:55 AM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: A'elian' nation
Obama’s approval ratings hitting the floor.
To: A'elian' nation
a newly-printed trillion dollars falling off the shelf at the Federal Reserve?
To: A'elian' nation
... Michelle Dancin'...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7m97OoX_1k
Stompin' that Yeti Stomp! :)
To: wolfpat
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:40:02 AM PDT
by
Personal Responsibility
(Government rushes to help the irresponsible and does little for the responsible)
To: JRios1968; A'elian' nation; All
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posted on
08/23/2011 11:41:04 AM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Rush Limbaugh = the Beethoven of talk radio)
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