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Overhyped Irene makes Washington the inevitable butt of snickers
washington post ^ | 8/28/2011 | By Petula Dvorak

Posted on 08/28/2011 5:37:09 PM PDT by tobyhill

Have your fun, Gulf Coasters. Go ahead, LOL at us.

And Californians, please join in.

It is a national pastime, apparently, to whip out our rulers and measure our natural disasters against one another in an endless, cross-country, chest-thumping smackdown.

Yes, you’re totally right, America, about Washington’s wimpiness.

We nearly crashed Twitter last week when the 5.8-magnitude earthquake knocked the political biographies off our bookshelves and tipped over our patio chairs. The horror!

As Hurricane Irene churned toward the Mid-Atlantic, we bought enough dry goods to stock a humanitarian aid airlift for an entire continent and seriously discussed who could eat whom if it went all Donner party on us.

It became a game, trying to find D batteries. CVS, Wegmans, Safeway, Ace Hardware, Home Depot, Office Depot — all wiped out.

In one massive suburban grocery store Friday evening, it was impossible to find peanut butter or bread. So that’s what we plan to do if all heck breaks loose? PB&Js galore?

Of course, New Yorkers were a bit more clever and boozy about it, buying out all the ginger beer — the key ingredient in one of my favorite libations, a dark and stormy.

Bars whipped up hurricane drinks, foodies made insane frittatas and my kids wore their headlamps all night, asking: “Is the power out yet? Is the power out yet? When is the power going to go out, already?!”

Sorry, kids. Irene may be the most overhyped hurricane of our lifetime. Weather Web page hits and TV ratings went through the roof. In fact, that’s about all Irene did to roofs, at least in most places.

At dawn, we cleared away the branches and righted the garbage cans while the nation snickered.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonpost.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: hurricaneirene; hypeicane; irene; wimps
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1 posted on 08/28/2011 5:37:11 PM PDT by tobyhill
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To: tobyhill

Yooooouuuuu betcha!!!!


2 posted on 08/28/2011 5:45:27 PM PDT by rejoicing
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To: tobyhill

There seems to be a lot of damage and flooding in Vermont. I’m sure a few other places. This is a rain event though, and the ground was already saturated.


3 posted on 08/28/2011 5:47:12 PM PDT by FlJoePa ("Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good")
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To: FlJoePa

Ah, but never let a photop go to waste!


4 posted on 08/28/2011 5:48:49 PM PDT by Oiao (Socialism Kills)
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To: rejoicing

Don’t most weather sources pump up the coverage on every storm now to get ratings?


5 posted on 08/28/2011 5:50:08 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: tobyhill

We were laughing WITH ya.


6 posted on 08/28/2011 5:50:24 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: tobyhill
My ground is saturated but this was probably the weakest Hurricane I've seen in my 63 years. Very little wind in Maryland.

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
7 posted on 08/28/2011 5:51:00 PM PDT by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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To: tobyhill
...we bought enough dry goods to stock a humanitarian aid airlift for an entire continent

If I were them I would hang on to that stuff for the coming economic collapse.

Of course being liberals, they'll probably throw it in the garbage and then whine about how people aren't green enough.

8 posted on 08/28/2011 5:52:47 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: tobyhill

"Crybaby"

9 posted on 08/28/2011 5:53:29 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: tobyhill
Never let a crisis go to waste.

Democrats never met a crisis they didn't like, or didn't want to make worse.

10 posted on 08/28/2011 5:53:29 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Palin is coming, and the Tea Party is coming with her.)
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To: tobyhill

Not to mention earthquake fun

http://www.break.com/index/58-magnitude-earthquake-shocks-east-coast-2121265


11 posted on 08/28/2011 5:54:06 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: tobyhill

Save those batteries for the next hurricane.


12 posted on 08/28/2011 5:55:18 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter Hobbit)
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To: tobyhill

I don’t know but we still don’t have power on second night.


13 posted on 08/28/2011 5:56:41 PM PDT by napscoordinator
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To: tobyhill
Of course, New Yorkers were a bit more clever and boozy about it, buying out all the ginger beer — the key ingredient in one of my favorite libations, a dark and stormy.
Bars whipped up hurricane drinks...

In terms of hurricanes (tropical cyclones and lethal rum-based adult beverages alike), New York has a ways to go before it catches New Orleans.


14 posted on 08/28/2011 5:57:52 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: tobyhill

Sorry, ‘butt of snickers’ reminds me too much of ‘pool poopy’...


15 posted on 08/28/2011 5:58:08 PM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: tobyhill

over-hyped because neapolitano, feeble, the u.s. coast guard, cities, governors et al

did not want to spun by the msm as was george w 43.


16 posted on 08/28/2011 5:58:34 PM PDT by ken21 (ruling class dem + rino progressives -- destroying america for 150 years.)
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To: tobyhill

I think that this somehow relates to what I often think: TV weathermen have one of the dullest jobs on Earth. They duly report that it’s going to be hot in the summer and cold in the winter, with the sameness relieved by the occasional thunderstorm and a snowstorm now and then. But Ahh! when a hurricane appears they go bonkers and cannot say enough about the TERRiBLE DAMAGE it’s going to inflict.


17 posted on 08/28/2011 5:58:54 PM PDT by OldPossum
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To: tobyhill

They can’t win. Over-hype and be laughed at or don’t give it adequate attention and suffer enormous loss. Ask Gov Blanco or Mayor Nagin about that. Or even Pres Bush. I’d rather prepare and not need my bunker than be caught flatfooted. The problem is continuous over-hyping so, like the boy who cried wolf, no one will pay attention when they will need to.


18 posted on 08/28/2011 5:59:51 PM PDT by EDINVA ( Jimmy McMillan '12: because RENT'S TOO DAMN HIGH)
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To: rejoicing

FOX NEWS wasted the whole weekend on Irene.


19 posted on 08/28/2011 6:04:37 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: tobyhill
That article is hilarious...I see she didn't mention Hurricane IKE 2.5 million without electricity here in Houston, TX....

oh my temp out side in NW Harris Cty, TX was 109 degrees...since this part of Texas is the most A/C part of the world...so what....you don't hear us gripping and whining like wussies...

20 posted on 08/28/2011 6:05:40 PM PDT by shield (Rev 2:9 Woe unto those who say they are Judahites and are not, but are of the syna GOG ue of Satan.)
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