Duh, is right. I can’t believe that all Americans aren’t outraged by this practice of keeping our groceries segregated and NON diverse.
I’ve recently submitted my grant application seeking funding for the study of this horrendous travesty.
To heck with them! they have no right to over regulate a free economy. Just say no! Get some guts you business people. THey won’t even give me plastic bags at the local grocery store but now have to charge me for paper bags. Stop these idiots now! How far are you going to let them go in destroying our jobs?
What the hell is a checkout lane devider?
I only wish this was real. Banning inanimate objects from the grocery checkout lane is a good thing for libtard California, for it would ban food and beverages from being purchased (they are inanimate object, after all).
So, that would, in essence, starve out the entire state... cleansing it of all the libtards. After the last one died, we could then move in and reestablish a functioning, non-libtard state.
OK then. I guess I should stop using tampons because they are a reminder of the division between men’s bodies and women. I’ll just bleed everywhere now and make us all ‘one in the world’.
That’s a funny, funny post, EveningStar. Thanks for bringing a smile to this ugly-looking (but not as ugly as your article’s character) face!
I'm not sure which is worse, an old gay fag queen or an old gay bull dyke.
This kind of says it all ...
This kind of says it all ...
Partner? Is she in a law firm? Seriously, get a life ladies.
"America is more divided than ever, along every spectrum possible," lamented Studebaker, a retired poetry teacher and underwater origami instructor. "We've divided ourselves along ethnic,color, religious, and economic lines, and these checkout lane dividers are a symbol of that division. We have to start with the small things sometimes and work our way up. It's time we say 'enough with the divisions.' It's time we put a stop to grocery checkout lane dividers."
It’s a sign of how screwed-up it is here that I didn’t automatically dismiss this as a joke.
Democrat/progressive policy-making can be summed up simply: They focus effort on attention-getting non-problems, and ignore the real, hard problems.
Attention-getting non-problems:
- Gay Marriage
- Urban sprawl
- Global warming
- Peak Oil
- Resurgent racism
Real, hard problems:
- Fiscal solvency
- Coherent, simple tax policy
Very funny. All satire.
You know this is satire. California AB 909 is a Health Facility Licensing Compliance to Local Authorities. It works so well and fools people is that it sounds like something the Rats would introduce as a bill especially from the Berkley area
This has to be satire no one could actually be this stupid?
If this isn’t a satire piece it should be.