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I am assuming this is humor, right?
Ya know, I thought I was reading satire.
Then I saw the picture of Melody Studebaker, who looks like the grill of a ‘49 Commander and had second thoughts.
This may not be satire. And it is California!
Old, ugly lesbians and old, ugly Democrap women look the same. Wonder why?
Maybe California should do away with highway dividers too! That way everybody can drive in any direction they want!
If it ain't humor, it's gonna be...
an issue i finally agree on with the left but for totally different reasons. i hate those dividers but only because they make people weak, they use them to “defend their turf” when they could just be vigilant and keep an eye on their own stuff rather than depending on a stick to defend their noodles and canned peaches
This is the dumbest, morst ignorant, stupid....oh....San Fransicko?
Now I understand.
The problem with writing satire these days is that the Left is so crazy that you really can’t tell where satire ends and the sad, sad truth begins. Or is it the other way around?
Congress should pass a law that mandates that a code phrase be placed in any satirical story making fun of liberals. For example, the law could mandate the phrase “green Smurf” be used in every satire.
But, then the damned liberals would decide that Smurfs are not Earth-Friendly ENOUGH and want to see them add Green Smurf to the cartoon and then we have to pass a new law!
It’s just spinning out of control folks!!
Oh. Wait....
Useful Idiots in full exposure - Vintage California.
Only in California. I swear.
“I’ve seen the pain on a Muslim kid’s face when they see some ugly plastic stick of repression keep their hummus from some gay man’s arugula and amyl nitrite —I’ve seen all...I say: I’ve seen it all, I tell ya’!”
LOL. But don’t those bars keep those pork and other non sharia compliant foods separate from the infidel’s? One wouldn’t want to offend them.
Liberals are so damn crazy it might be time to lock them up if they even say they are liberal.
Pretty funny stuff, great satire
I didn’t really understand what they were talking about until I read the entire article and saw the pictures.
Obviously, these people have never heard George Carlin’s routine about “my stuff.”
Take cucumbers for example. If I am in a grocery line with a gay couple, and we both have cucumbers, it is is only through the use of dividers that I know where mine has been.
They can have my divider when they pry it from my cold dead hand.
This sounds like two postmodernistic lunatics with their cultual relativity and pluralism have been let out of the asylum.
Obviously, just another liberal attempt to get somebody else to pay for someone else’s food. It happens every time I’m in a grocery store when I don’t use a checkout divider. The clerk always reaches for the next person’s groceries to put on my bill.
Duh, is right. I can’t believe that all Americans aren’t outraged by this practice of keeping our groceries segregated and NON diverse.
I’ve almost finished my grant application seeking funding for the study of this horrendous travesty.