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1 posted on 09/05/2011 8:34:28 AM PDT by EveningStar
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2 posted on 09/05/2011 8:35:29 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I am assuming this is humor, right?


3 posted on 09/05/2011 8:36:23 AM PDT by Perdogg (0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
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Ya know, I thought I was reading satire.
Then I saw the picture of Melody Studebaker, who looks like the grill of a ‘49 Commander and had second thoughts.
This may not be satire. And it is California!


7 posted on 09/05/2011 8:40:40 AM PDT by Tupelo ( 2012 TEA PARTYER but no longer a Republican)
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Old, ugly lesbians and old, ugly Democrap women look the same. Wonder why?

8 posted on 09/05/2011 8:41:13 AM PDT by IbJensen (Welfare: putting a cake under the sink expecting that it wonÂ’t attract cockroaches.)
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Maybe California should do away with highway dividers too! That way everybody can drive in any direction they want!


9 posted on 09/05/2011 8:41:14 AM PDT by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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"...Melody Studebaker stands solemnly outside the Fort Mason Safeway grocery store, along side her long term partner, Henrietta...:

If it ain't humor, it's gonna be...

11 posted on 09/05/2011 8:41:48 AM PDT by rlmorel ("When marching down the same road, one doesn't need 'marching orders' to reach the same destination")
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an issue i finally agree on with the left but for totally different reasons. i hate those dividers but only because they make people weak, they use them to “defend their turf” when they could just be vigilant and keep an eye on their own stuff rather than depending on a stick to defend their noodles and canned peaches


12 posted on 09/05/2011 8:43:26 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch (welcome dies irae)
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This is the dumbest, morst ignorant, stupid....oh....San Fransicko?

Now I understand.


13 posted on 09/05/2011 8:43:36 AM PDT by Grunthor
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The problem with writing satire these days is that the Left is so crazy that you really can’t tell where satire ends and the sad, sad truth begins. Or is it the other way around?

Congress should pass a law that mandates that a code phrase be placed in any satirical story making fun of liberals. For example, the law could mandate the phrase “green Smurf” be used in every satire.

But, then the damned liberals would decide that Smurfs are not Earth-Friendly ENOUGH and want to see them add Green Smurf to the cartoon and then we have to pass a new law!

It’s just spinning out of control folks!!


15 posted on 09/05/2011 8:44:52 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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Because it is CA. I fell for it.
I get the hook, line & sinker award today.
V#537
16 posted on 09/05/2011 8:45:00 AM PDT by DeaconRed (To the idiots that didn't believe us about ZERO: Hope you enjoy your less than a dollar in change.)
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Next thing you know they'll let people crap and pee whereever they want in San Francisco including sidewalks and alleys.

Oh. Wait....

18 posted on 09/05/2011 8:45:45 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Useful Idiots in full exposure - Vintage California.


19 posted on 09/05/2011 8:46:06 AM PDT by yoe
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...a retired poetry teacher and underwater origami instructor.

Only in California. I swear.

21 posted on 09/05/2011 8:47:38 AM PDT by SoJoCo
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“I’ve seen the pain on a Muslim kid’s face when they see some ugly plastic stick of repression keep their hummus from some gay man’s arugula and amyl nitrite —I’ve seen all...I say: I’ve seen it all, I tell ya’!”

LOL. But don’t those bars keep those pork and other non sharia compliant foods separate from the infidel’s? One wouldn’t want to offend them.


24 posted on 09/05/2011 8:49:46 AM PDT by freeangel ( (free speech is only good until someone else doesn't like it)
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Liberals are so damn crazy it might be time to lock them up if they even say they are liberal.


26 posted on 09/05/2011 8:51:16 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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....lamented Studebaker, a retired poetry teacher and underwater origami instructor.

Pretty funny stuff, great satire

29 posted on 09/05/2011 8:54:31 AM PDT by ReformedBeckite (1 of 3 I'm only allowing my self each day)
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To: EveningStar

I didn’t really understand what they were talking about until I read the entire article and saw the pictures.

Obviously, these people have never heard George Carlin’s routine about “my stuff.”

Take cucumbers for example. If I am in a grocery line with a gay couple, and we both have cucumbers, it is is only through the use of dividers that I know where mine has been.

They can have my divider when they pry it from my cold dead hand.


30 posted on 09/05/2011 8:54:37 AM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: EveningStar

This sounds like two postmodernistic lunatics with their cultual relativity and pluralism have been let out of the asylum.


31 posted on 09/05/2011 8:54:37 AM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: EveningStar

Obviously, just another liberal attempt to get somebody else to pay for someone else’s food. It happens every time I’m in a grocery store when I don’t use a checkout divider. The clerk always reaches for the next person’s groceries to put on my bill.


34 posted on 09/05/2011 8:55:53 AM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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Duh, is right. I can’t believe that all Americans aren’t outraged by this practice of keeping our groceries segregated and NON diverse.

I’ve almost finished my grant application seeking funding for the study of this horrendous travesty.


35 posted on 09/05/2011 8:56:30 AM PDT by Let's Roll (Save the world's best healthcare - REPEAL, DEFUND Obamacare!)
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