A reading from The Book of Zot
“And lo it did come to pass that on the darkened day when a wise one faltered, that the Viking Kitties did row their longboats ashore.
Verily I say unto you that as forseen in the prophesy, the Kitties did make war on all of Trollkind, smiting two who proved quick of wit, but a bit slowith upon the uptake. And so the Kittith did rock, and so Troll heads did roll as again the skies opened and again the merciful lightning rained down on the malformed, if quite thickened, Troll skulls. Ans lo it did come to pass that again, the fuzzy little Valkries did bear the souls of the newly departed off to that fabled land of fallen Freepers, Trollhenge. There in the Porcelan Caulderon do their digital remains restith to this day; a fell reminder to the brethren of the horros if the fell disease that has claimed so many of their once proud number. Shower their memory with the sacred rememberance brothers and sisters, for the time of Zotnorock is Nigh!
Book of Zot - Appendix 2; Section 1; Verse 1-5: Prophesies Fulfilled
Normie
Chief Druid of Trollhenge
Cult of Palin
“Speakith her name reverently-ith!”
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
I’ve really got to start saving your readings from the Book of Zot, Norm. They’re hilarious, and real keepers!