[Pearls Before Swine]

“.... because, look at me, you can get to be a fat pig without it.”

[Nervous Tick]

>> “.... because, look at me, you can get to be a fat pig without it.”

What, just because he tells YOU to avoid it, you think HE avoids it? ;-)

[JimmyMc]

Let’s see, I have a choice between a steak and a bake potato, or two twinkies.
I’d even settled for a Big Mac and fries.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Meat? Who can afford it?