Posted on 09/08/2011 9:03:04 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Another culture distraction for the break:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/07/schweddy-balls-ben-jerrys-newest-vermont-export/
Ever since the blood supply has been cleaned up. No sense in having a pure blood supply in the age of Obama. Killing off a few of us wont bother him in the least.
I thought Noot did well and so did Romney. Perry did pretty darn well too.
RuPaul looked like an ass and Huntsman a Moron.
THERE I SAID IT!
I miss you... snif.
For the break:
Yikes, Sunny’s crazy. As someone said, she’s found the new cause for the left, “No more back alley genital mutilations”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0HBTYwoS2g&feature=player_embedded#!
(Shakes head) Sad thing is, the left will take it seriously.
Rut Roh, we have trouble in paradise.
Democrats Attack Bushbama Before His Big Speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-COhAkNjw
Nahanni, pass the popcorn.
Sheila Jackson Lee up... on charter schools. Oh, she also cited worry on Columbia, Cuba (not the ladies in white getting beatdown though), and worries re: unions. (shakes head)
Michelle Bachman needs better researchers on simple stupid things like Elvis’s birthday remark. I used to like her and even donated to her, but now I wish she would back out.
Jeez...the weather is unbelievable everywhere except in FLoriduh! Yes, STAY SAFE Ang!
Wilkes-Barre had lots of damage during Agnes, so I just hope that they did a good job with the dikes. After Agnes was there, my parents took my brothers and sister to see it. My mom told us about the square (where Pomeroy’s is (or was) located), because she worked there.
Similarly, I think their all in(except Libertarian and Global Warming); TEA Party and Conservatives will pick the candidate, not the Democrats cross-overs and state run media, no matter how hard they try.
Which river? The Susquehanna?
Hey Look! RuPaul won the debate! The RuPaulettes have been extra busy.
CSPN
Park Ridge Red Jan Schakowsky begging for more loot for... wait for it... schools.
Oh yeah Jan, all that money in Chicago has gone to great use.
present.
Been working feverishly to set up the new outer.
Please e mail me if you are so inclined. Lost my entire address book.
A mob can't be fired up by promises of gradual, incremental change based on individual rights and voluntary transactions. There must be promises of grand social transformation overnight. It's the serpent's like from the Garden of Eden: "Your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God" (Gen. 3:1-6)
No matter how mad the plan is ---Fraternite, the "New Soviet Man," the Master Race, the Great Leap Forward, the Cultural Revolution, Building a New Society, Obamacare - a mob will believe it. Time and again, the world has to relearn Michael Oakeshott's rule: "The conjunction of ruling and dreaming generates tyranny."
This is Obama's only hope of re-election, stirring up union violence, mob violence (racial violence and flash mobs), creating an atmosphere of fear and hatred, painting the private sector as greedy racist oppressors.
I knew that would happen. The Paulbots spam every poll, every single time. If he recited the alphabet whenever they asked him a question in the debate, or hit his head on the podium and was knocked out cold, they would still declare him the winner.
Just heard on the radio they’ve upped the evacuation order in W-B to 70,000 residents.
Boehner CSPN re: inviting 12 job creators for the prez speech.
Hoping they can sit down with him and discuss after.
Yeah, that’ll happen.
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