Al Gore's Five Loaves and Two Fishes[pulls Chicago Carbon Trading investments before collapse]

Telegraph.co.uk ^ | September 21st, 2011 | James Delingpole

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Not content with having invented the internet, the great Climate Science communicator Al Gore appears to have developed still more miraculous skills of late: the ability to turn 17,000 into 8.6 million – just like that.

The figures refer to the number of "views" for Gore's special "24 Hours Of ManBearPig" which this column helped celebrate the other day. Gore claims that as many as 8.6 million flocked to his thrilling festival of climate fear; but a nasty cruel man called Charles the Moderator at Watts Up With That? has "done the math" and reckons the figure is probably more like 17,000. And that, he believes, is a generous estimate. (H/T John from CA).

So whom are we to trust? An evil climate denying website run by evil climate deniers? Or a loving family man who has selflessly made it his mission to travel the world acquiring as large a carbon footprint as possible in order to spread the word that we should all drastically reduce our carbon footprints?

I'm with Gore, obviously. Not only has his knowledge and insight proved hugely influential on our own beloved Prime Minister's climate policies – "I've just had a meeting with Al Gore. He really knows his stuff", David Cameron once told a distinguished businessman who'd come hoping for a quiet word about his economically disastrous environmental policies – but it's quite obvious that he really is a man with the power to work miracles.

Just look, for example, at the magical way he has managed to make his fortune grow. In 2000, the year he lost the presidential election, he was worth a modest $1-2 million. Now his fortune has swollen to well over $100 million, thanks to partly to..

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Sneaky devil who no one seems to want to really investigate. I guess when you fall for his own global warming, carbon footprint mantra "hook line and sinker"; it becomes just too embarrassing to admit. [Presidents, politicians, SEC, government agencies, education, Nobel Foundation..just about everyone who knew the man]. I always wondered why the Clintons never ever mention Al in any way, well not anywhere an outsider would be able to hear..

"Life is just a box of chocolates" for Al.

[Seems I have been using a lot of Forrest Gump quotes lately]

www.jamesdelingpole.com. has written: 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy, Welcome To Obamaland: I've Seen Your Future And It Doesn't Work.

[JPG]

Here or hereafter algore will reap his reward for all of his slimy scams. Hopefully it's here so millions can enjoy the show.

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http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100105725/rogue-trader-in-38-6-billion-green-jobs-fraud/

[Dick Bachert]

An embittered former Senator and Vice President Al Gore is seen here leaving the building after a federal appeals court refused to review his 20 year sentence for GROSS HYPOCRICY, FRAUD, UNJUST ENRICHMENT and PERJURY for his lead role as spokesman in the “Climategate” fraud conspiracy. They also had Gore transferred to the California Home for the Perpetually Bewildered after a panel of psychiatrists examined him and declared him to be (and we quote their report) “…crazier than a *hithouse rat.”

The same court recently rejected the appeals of the lengthy sentences of the 137 alleged UN “scientists” – Gore’s co-conspirators – for falsifying data supporting so-called Cap and Trade legislation that trial testimony disclosed would have virtually destroyed what remained of the U.S. economy while unjustly enriching Gore and a cabal of insiders.

During his trial, Gore was notified by the Nobel Committee that he would have to return the large monetary prize and the gold metal awarded him in 2009. He told reporters that the last of his prize money and the 100 million or so he’d bilked from taxpayers while running his scam had gone to the lawyers and Tipper pawned his medal when she left him for a mentally competent achondroplastic dwarf NBA center and filed for divorce after his conviction.

[samadams2000]

***Biggest Charlatan Ever Alert***

[RJS1950]

Illegal insider trading is what you get from the criminals in the democrat party.

[mo]

the Democrats are purely “play people” ...they play at being “traders” ...play at being “scientists” , play at being “automobile manufacturers” ..play at being “electricity producers”.....all of it pure ersatz idiocy.

[SaraJohnson]

Bet he’s real popular with the “smart” idiots he suckered in to this settled science scam.

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Hillary to her husband:

"I told you he was downright lunatic crazy!"

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=Actors