[HiTech RedNeck]

You bleached individual lettuce leaves then, or what? “Hey Mac, this tastes like Purex!” “No, Sack, it’s Clorox today!”

[JRandomFreeper]

You dump the whole case of lettuce into a (clean) sink filled with 50ppm bleach water.

That actually doesn't smell or taste like bleach, if you do the mixing right and get to 50ppm.

/johnny