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Woman charged after pelting husband with cupcakes
Chicago Tribune ^ | October 16, 2011 | Dan Hinkel

Posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:09 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement

In the heat of a domestic dispute, a Chicago woman pelted her husband with cupcakes before police arrived to arrest her Saturday night, authorities said.

The sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home in the Brighton Park neighborhood on the Southwest Side, according to a police report.

On Sunday morning, Cook County Circuit Judge Adam D. Bourgeois Jr. ordered electronic monitoring for the woman and a $10,000 bond. She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: blabbermouthschultz; chicago; cupcakes; domesticviolence; littledebbie; napl
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Must have been Ding Dongs.
1 posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:19 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

This should be humiliating to this guy. If I were a responding officer to this, I would have laughed at the guy and told him not to bother calling if she started throwing hard candy.


2 posted on 10/16/2011 4:46:51 PM PDT by GunPkrBkr (I'd rather be judged by twelve, than carried by six.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Such wanton lawlessness CANNOT be ignored! Today cupcakes, tomorrow a double-barreled shotgun! Jail her and keep society safe!/sarcasm;)


3 posted on 10/16/2011 4:48:32 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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To: ConservativeStatement

Gee, no mention of race in the article. Do you suppose they may be Amish?


4 posted on 10/16/2011 4:48:37 PM PDT by taillightchaser (The last hope for America--2012)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I’ve heard tells that Elly May’s cooking could be deadly if thrown.


5 posted on 10/16/2011 4:49:48 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If you can't laugh at your self, I well for you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yeesh!
What a sissy!


6 posted on 10/16/2011 4:49:59 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: ConservativeStatement

People don’t kill. Cupcakes kill.


7 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:11 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: ConservativeStatement

Must have been Ding Dongs./

Or Pound Cake. :)


8 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:30 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: taillightchaser

According to wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_Park,_Chicago


9 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:35 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

The theme to “COPS” is now running through my head. This would make for a very entertaining segment on their show. I wonder if we should impose a mandatory waiting period to purchase cupcakes and other baked goods that could be used in a domestic assault.


10 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:59 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: ConservativeStatement

OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....


11 posted on 10/16/2011 4:51:48 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....


12 posted on 10/16/2011 4:52:08 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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To: mardi59

I wonder if he was hit in the Funny Bones.


13 posted on 10/16/2011 4:52:45 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: workerbee

And you posted it twice. :-)


14 posted on 10/16/2011 4:54:04 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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15 posted on 10/16/2011 4:54:35 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: ConservativeStatement
I hate getting pelted with cupcakes.
16 posted on 10/16/2011 4:54:42 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery

Ar least she didn't use imported batter in the cupcakes....

17 posted on 10/16/2011 4:55:37 PM PDT by mikrofon (She'll probably be confected...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are you kidding me? Calling the police when baked sweets are needed for evidence? JUST KIDDING!

I would be afraid of not getting any for myself! Why didn’t he just catch them and eat ‘em.


18 posted on 10/16/2011 4:55:37 PM PDT by mazda77 (and I am a Native Texan)
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To: SamAdams76

“I wonder if we should impose a mandatory waiting period to purchase cupcakes and other baked goods that could be used in a domestic assault.”

Hmmmm.. S&W, Colt, Ruger, Hostess, Little Debbie....


19 posted on 10/16/2011 4:57:02 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: ConservativeStatement

More like his breadbasket.

Now if she hit him in the cookies he would have gone crackers.

Oh Lord, ....lol


20 posted on 10/16/2011 5:06:47 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: ConservativeStatement
The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to a police report, but escalated until the woman started hitting her husband over the head.

better than b!tch slapping her and then him getting arrested...

21 posted on 10/16/2011 5:21:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Deadly assault cupcakes ping! Thank goodness these were not fitted with bayonet lugs. Could have kilt him!


22 posted on 10/16/2011 5:22:36 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I bet the guy in the Northwest who was killed by his wife wished he could have gotten a judge to rule this way.


23 posted on 10/16/2011 5:25:37 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

24 posted on 10/16/2011 5:26:29 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If it were cup cake fruit cakes, would that be assault with a deadly weapon? ;-P


25 posted on 10/16/2011 5:27:01 PM PDT by MortMan (Half the people make more than the median income in this country!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Next Moochelle will say that we need a ban on assault cupcakes!


26 posted on 10/16/2011 5:27:29 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Cupcakes? Seriously? The officers responding to this ridiculous call should have brought the man a gallon of milk,a bottle of laundry stain remover and a set of b@lls to replace his missing set.

I don’t know what I find more perplexing: the fact a grown man felt the need to call for police assistance after being pelted by cupcakes or that the police actually picked up the wife and booked her on an ‘assault’ charge? What a world...what a world.


27 posted on 10/16/2011 5:27:46 PM PDT by bigredkitty1 (March 5,2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: Brilliant

When cupcakes are outlawed, only outlaws will have cupcakes.


28 posted on 10/16/2011 5:28:02 PM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: ConservativeStatement
"When she reached for the fruitcake, my life flashed before my eyes." said the victim.

He didn't really say that.

29 posted on 10/16/2011 5:29:51 PM PDT by Hunton Peck (See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
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She is charged with a misdemeanor...

If she threw donuts, it would have been a felony.

-PJ

30 posted on 10/16/2011 5:35:22 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day, Mexican on Cinco de Mayo, and American on Election Day.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

This guy is definitely out of Mantown.


31 posted on 10/16/2011 5:36:46 PM PDT by Keeper of the Turf (Fore!!!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Poor cupcakes!

(Not to hijack the thread, but when Rick Perry is President, such crimes will be heartlessly punished.)


32 posted on 10/16/2011 5:41:28 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
It's an arsenal!


33 posted on 10/16/2011 5:47:39 PM PDT by 6SJ7 (46 55 42 4f)
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To: ConservativeStatement

shoulda kept his cupcake in pelts.


34 posted on 10/16/2011 5:52:10 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I was just serving him an after dinner dessert, officers.”


35 posted on 10/16/2011 5:53:53 PM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: Clay Moore; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Oliver Stone is looking for a second cupcake flinger.


36 posted on 10/16/2011 5:56:54 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Was it domestic battery or domestic bakery?

Such a fine line...


37 posted on 10/16/2011 6:06:46 PM PDT by thatjoeguy (Wind is just air, but pushier.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Big Brother gone mad.

In 1989 the wife and I were stationed at Ft Dix, NJ. We had been going through some stressful times, I was a 1SG, she was a Drill Sgt. One afternoon that we both actually got home before dark (instead of midnight) I met her in the driveway of our quarters with a water balloon barrage. I had placed a large bowl of them next to the driveway where she parked so she could retaliate, which she did with gusto. The neighbors thought we were nuts but no one called the MPs. We had a good laugh and it did wonders for our strained relationship.

38 posted on 10/16/2011 6:07:20 PM PDT by Feckless (I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If it were donuts, the cops wouldda shot her.


39 posted on 10/16/2011 6:20:58 PM PDT by Fido969
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To: ConservativeStatement

What kind of batter does she use in her battery? Anyway, this type of crime really frosts me!


40 posted on 10/16/2011 6:32:11 PM PDT by Larry Lucido ("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
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To: MortMan; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv
If it were cup cake fruit cakes, would that be assault with a deadly weapon? ;-P

My ex's cupcakes would make fruit cakes seem light and fluffy...but they would have left "[t]he sweet evidence of her crime was visible on her husband's head and shirt when officers responded to the home...;" he would have been out cold.

My buddies and I played 3 innings with one, before it finally broke...





...the bat, ending the game.

41 posted on 10/16/2011 6:33:19 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Cupcake Wars!

See what watching the Food Network has brought us to? I say he should sue Mario Lopez for giving her the idea.

42 posted on 10/16/2011 6:36:53 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I’m sure there’s a tort lawyer who’d take the case.


43 posted on 10/16/2011 6:53:59 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: workerbee

“... this is one of husband’s fantasies...”

Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven.


44 posted on 10/16/2011 6:56:09 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: ConservativeStatement

Must have forgot her Sweetest Day gift....she didn’t.


45 posted on 10/16/2011 6:57:21 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!...P.S. Why did FR ZOT Frantzie?)
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He's lucky they weren't golf clubs or ashtrays.

46 posted on 10/16/2011 6:59:32 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: ApplegateRanch

She forgot the egg?


47 posted on 10/16/2011 7:03:18 PM PDT by petitfour
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To: ConservativeStatement

I beg to differ. I happen to think that far more dangerous to the society are those who insist on having, and those who include so-called “sarcasm tags” with their posts.


48 posted on 10/16/2011 7:08:29 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: BerryDingle

Man, that guy must be a real pansy.

49 posted on 10/16/2011 7:12:57 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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They should book him and set her free.


50 posted on 10/16/2011 7:16:04 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Notice how the Democrat party is all Democratic now)
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