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Must have been Ding Dongs.
1 posted on 10/16/2011 4:35:19 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

This should be humiliating to this guy. If I were a responding officer to this, I would have laughed at the guy and told him not to bother calling if she started throwing hard candy.


2 posted on 10/16/2011 4:46:51 PM PDT by GunPkrBkr (I'd rather be judged by twelve, than carried by six.)
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Such wanton lawlessness CANNOT be ignored! Today cupcakes, tomorrow a double-barreled shotgun! Jail her and keep society safe!/sarcasm;)


3 posted on 10/16/2011 4:48:32 PM PDT by Frank_2001
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Gee, no mention of race in the article. Do you suppose they may be Amish?


4 posted on 10/16/2011 4:48:37 PM PDT by taillightchaser (The last hope for America--2012)
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I’ve heard tells that Elly May’s cooking could be deadly if thrown.


5 posted on 10/16/2011 4:49:48 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ( If you can't laugh at your self, I well for you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Yeesh!
What a sissy!


6 posted on 10/16/2011 4:49:59 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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People don’t kill. Cupcakes kill.


7 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:11 PM PDT by Brilliant
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Must have been Ding Dongs./

Or Pound Cake. :)


8 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:30 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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The theme to “COPS” is now running through my head. This would make for a very entertaining segment on their show. I wonder if we should impose a mandatory waiting period to purchase cupcakes and other baked goods that could be used in a domestic assault.


10 posted on 10/16/2011 4:50:59 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....


11 posted on 10/16/2011 4:51:48 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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OMG, this is one of husband’s fantasies. But they must be chocolate cupcakes with chocolate filling and chocolate icing and I must be wearing.... oh... uh... nevermind....


12 posted on 10/16/2011 4:52:08 PM PDT by workerbee (We're not scared, Maobama -- we're pissed off!)
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15 posted on 10/16/2011 4:54:35 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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I hate getting pelted with cupcakes.
16 posted on 10/16/2011 4:54:42 PM PDT by Allegra (Hey! Stop looking at my tagline like that.)
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She is charged with a misdemeanor count of domestic battery

Ar least she didn't use imported batter in the cupcakes....

17 posted on 10/16/2011 4:55:37 PM PDT by mikrofon (She'll probably be confected...)
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Are you kidding me? Calling the police when baked sweets are needed for evidence? JUST KIDDING!

I would be afraid of not getting any for myself! Why didn’t he just catch them and eat ‘em.


18 posted on 10/16/2011 4:55:37 PM PDT by mazda77 (and I am a Native Texan)
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The fight started with a verbal quarrel about 7:45 p.m. at the home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue, according to a police report, but escalated until the woman started hitting her husband over the head.

better than b!tch slapping her and then him getting arrested...

21 posted on 10/16/2011 5:21:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Deadly assault cupcakes ping! Thank goodness these were not fitted with bayonet lugs. Could have kilt him!


22 posted on 10/16/2011 5:22:36 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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I bet the guy in the Northwest who was killed by his wife wished he could have gotten a judge to rule this way.


23 posted on 10/16/2011 5:25:37 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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24 posted on 10/16/2011 5:26:29 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

If it were cup cake fruit cakes, would that be assault with a deadly weapon? ;-P


25 posted on 10/16/2011 5:27:01 PM PDT by MortMan (Half the people make more than the median income in this country!)
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Next Moochelle will say that we need a ban on assault cupcakes!


26 posted on 10/16/2011 5:27:29 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (FUBO, the No Talent Pop Star pResident.)
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