Ma!
Make him STOP!
UGH!
*Fweeeeeet!*
Yellow flag on play, penalty ten yards and loss of feathery down.
*A horde of Undead Threaders rush by and remove feathery down on SJB, then bring out the icy gatorade*
“That’s impossible! I don’t even HAVE feathery down!”
And such is the mystery of the Undead Thread.