LOL! Reminds me of an old joke.
A man and his little boy are walking down the street when they find two dogs “going at it”.
The boy asks, “Daddy, what are they doing?”
The dad tells the truth. “They are making a puppy!”
That night the little boy opens the door to mommy and daddy’s bedroom and there they are, “going at it”.
The boy asks, “mommy, daddy, what are you doing?”
The daddy stammers out, “uh, we are making a baby.”
The little boy then says, “Well, turn her over. I want a puppy!”
That reminds me of the one where the guy and his girlfriend have a strictly “Plutonic” relationship....
The wife and I thank you for a good laugh on a gloomy and cold New England day...
BRUNETTE #1: "We had sex standing up, so we are going to have a girl"
Brunette #2: "we had sex in the missionary position, so we are going to have a boy"
Blonde gasps and says "OMG, I am going to have a puppy!