Digging Up Dirt on Cain! (Vanity)

Mr. Griz

[mr_griz]

Okay people - please forgive the vanity, but this is a bit urgent. It appears that a true conservative (GASP) may end up being our nominee

In keeping with our long tradition of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, it's imperitive that we GOPers now assist the MSM in digging up dirt on Herman Cain

I'll get the ball rolling by posting what I already know:

I heard

• that he's a cross-dresser with ties to the Son of Sam Killer.
• Reports are beginning to surface, as well, that Cain robbed some Atlanta children who were running a lemonade stand of their earnings.
• There's a rumor I heard from a friend who has a friend who knows for certain that Cain practices ritual abuse killings of neighborhood cats inside of a pentagram in his basement.
• Some claim that Herman Cain murdered a man in New Orleans in a hushed up barfight episode
• Herman Cain often chuckles while reading the obituary section
• It's beginning to surface that Herman Cain once pulled Santa's beard as a child
• Those who know Cain best say that he spends all of his free time surfing Internet bestiality sites and chatting on 900 sex line numbers
• There's a story about Cain and an intern and a cigar (wait, that ones someone else)
• A campaign insider stated that Cain sometimes forgets to flush after tinkling
• A story about Cain beating his wife and children is going to break very shortly
• Herman Cain was caught jacking car stereos in Atlanta last week but it was hushed up.

Please add to this thread so that we can take this rascal down now and avoid the embarrassment of actually electing a true conservative to the White House!

[South40]

Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.

[South40]

lol! Good one.

[Made In The USA]

I heard Cain foolishly messed up rinse-lather-repeat, with repeat-lather-rinse.

I heard Cain refused to stop for directions back in ‘78 during a family drive to the Poconos.

I heard Cain has crop circles in his back yard.

I heard Cain watched the movie Gigli - AND LIKED IT.

[Rio]

For legal reasons, I am unable to disclose the dirt that I personally have on HC. But there were many other people there who saw him do it. And if one of them comes out and tells the story, he will be finished.

FINISHED!

[South40]

lol!

[NoGrayZone]

I did, after I saw what I posted. I’m OCD in regards to politeness, except when I’m fighting libs, socialists and commies.....then it’s no holds barred!

Thanks for your perfect pic. I will be using it in my Cain pings, all thanks to you!

God Bless!

[almcbean]

1. He invented disco
2. He shot the sheriff (but not the deputy)

[RedMonqey]

The real coverup. Cain is not a American citizen. In fact He is a illegal alien....literally,

His flying saucer landed on earth at Roswell...

[Gator113]

Herman Cain is not Black.

He is White, worse yet, he’s French.

Cain knew that to get votes in America, he had to be Black, so he dyed his skin black.

It doesn’t appear that Cain hates Whites and he hasn’t promised to redistribute our wealth and pay reparations, and most telling, he doesn’t like Obama.

Cain is clearly a White man in disguise.

[proud American in Canada]

LOL!

[not2worry]

What could he have done 12 years ago that constitutes “wrong doing”.

Obviously the “accuser” thinks there was wrong doing and the “accused” thinks nothing done was wrong.

What will the 12 year old grievance be to make Herman Cain unfit to be President of the United States?

[LachlanMinnesota]

I heard he removes the hydrogen from clean water and huffs the rest out of a paper bag.

[RedMonqey]

Herman Cain is the REAL “Deep Throat”

[chuckee]

I heard Cain wasted a good cigar on Monica Lewinsky....Oh, sorry,I am mistaken, that was another fella.

[proud American in Canada]

Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.

I heard he also killed Marilyn Monroe.

[RedMonqey]

Jimmy Hoffa, Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart are buried in Herman Cain’s backyard

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I heard Herman didn’t finish his milk in the first grade. But wait — as if THAT wasn’t enough...he drinks whole milk.

[LachlanMinnesota]

He is also an admitted homo sapiens sapiens, an avowed and confirmed heterosexual, with intentional matrimonial tendencies that are monogamous in the extreme...just sayin’...but worst of all he is a capitalist!

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

[proud American in Canada]

But wait — as if THAT wasn’t enough...he drinks whole milk.

And he secretly adds salt and trans fats to food in NYC restaurants!