Posted on 11/02/2011 9:54:36 AM PDT by mr_griz
Herman Cain killed Jimmy Hoffa, he was driving Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile that night at Chappaquiddick and he was on the 6th floor of the Texas school book depository building on November 22, 1963.
lol! Good one.
I heard Cain foolishly messed up rinse-lather-repeat, with repeat-lather-rinse.
I heard Cain refused to stop for directions back in ‘78 during a family drive to the Poconos.
I heard Cain has crop circles in his back yard.
I heard Cain watched the movie Gigli - AND LIKED IT.
For legal reasons, I am unable to disclose the dirt that I personally have on HC. But there were many other people there who saw him do it. And if one of them comes out and tells the story, he will be finished.
FINISHED!
lol!
I did, after I saw what I posted. I’m OCD in regards to politeness, except when I’m fighting libs, socialists and commies.....then it’s no holds barred!
Thanks for your perfect pic. I will be using it in my Cain pings, all thanks to you!
God Bless!
1. He invented disco
2. He shot the sheriff (but not the deputy)
His flying saucer landed on earth at Roswell...
Herman Cain is not Black.
He is White, worse yet, he’s French.
Cain knew that to get votes in America, he had to be Black, so he dyed his skin black.
It doesn’t appear that Cain hates Whites and he hasn’t promised to redistribute our wealth and pay reparations, and most telling, he doesn’t like Obama.
Cain is clearly a White man in disguise.
LOL!
Obviously the “accuser” thinks there was wrong doing and the “accused” thinks nothing done was wrong.
What will the 12 year old grievance be to make Herman Cain unfit to be President of the United States?
I heard he removes the hydrogen from clean water and huffs the rest out of a paper bag.
I heard Cain wasted a good cigar on Monica Lewinsky....Oh, sorry,I am mistaken, that was another fella.
I heard he also killed Marilyn Monroe.
Jimmy Hoffa, Judge Crater and Amelia Earhart are buried in Herman Cain’s backyard
I heard Herman didn’t finish his milk in the first grade. But wait — as if THAT wasn’t enough...he drinks whole milk.
He is also an admitted homo sapiens sapiens, an avowed and confirmed heterosexual, with intentional matrimonial tendencies that are monogamous in the extreme...just sayin’...but worst of all he is a capitalist!
And he secretly adds salt and trans fats to food in NYC restaurants!
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