Before I was born, the lord gave me the option of a sizable johnson or a good memory. I forgot which I chose...
(OK, not quite clean but not bad either...)
Q: What do you call an older man who lusts after young boys?
A: Nittany Lion
Ah, yes, the day I was born. It was a partly cloudy day with light winds out of the west. WWhen we got home, I could tell the neighbor had just mowed his lawn but hadn’t swept the sidewalk, which I could tell didn’t sit well with my mom. As we got home, my dad turned on the television just as Cronkite was signing off.
However, what I can’t remember is ever having a second date with any women.