To: SWAMPSNIPER
Don’t make me stop this car!
2 posted on
11/12/2011 6:14:01 AM PST by
blam
To: SWAMPSNIPER
If you don’t settle down, I’m going to rip your
arm off and beat you over the head with it.
4 posted on
11/12/2011 6:19:34 AM PST by
wita
To: SWAMPSNIPER
DON’T MAKE ME CALL YOUR DADDY AT WORK! (yeah... I’ve used that one but it doesn’t work. Daddy is a cream-puff when it comes to his kids)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Go pick out a belt and bring it here!
6 posted on
11/12/2011 6:24:24 AM PST by
nixonsnose
(Let's see all you lawyers argue your way out of hell.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
“Don’t start something you can’t stop!”
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Do you want a spanking?
(We never had to use this one. In our case it was already too late.)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Keep it up and I’ll make your brother/sister an only child.
14 posted on
11/12/2011 6:55:23 AM PST by
nodumbblonde
("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
To: SWAMPSNIPER
This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.
Never saw evidence of that.
16 posted on
11/12/2011 6:59:41 AM PST by
11Bush
To: SWAMPSNIPER
18 posted on
11/12/2011 7:41:00 AM PST by
1rudeboy
To: SWAMPSNIPER
I’ll put a knot on your head so big you could hide behind it!
20 posted on
11/12/2011 7:50:43 AM PST by
Tex-Con-Man
(T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII 2012 - "Together, I Shall Ride You To Victory")
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Once I remember this from my youth...
“Daddy, Daddy! Guess what! WE didn’t get a spanking today”!
But then there was still three hours of sunlight to go.
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Dad: "Your ass won't hold corn shucks", or the more terrifying "I'll beat you till the blood runs down your legs"....
Dad also had a method of getting to the truth...lamp gets broken..three of us in the house...Dad lines us up: "Who broke the lamp?" From us,the customary "Not me"...Dad,"I'll beat all your asses and that way i'll get the right one!" LOL
Mom:"You're gonna get a whippin when your father gets home,you understand me?"
24 posted on
11/12/2011 9:04:53 AM PST by
gimme1ibertee
("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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