To: FReepers; everyone; All
Posted on 11/14/2011 11:37:09 AM PST by tcrlaf
Why did the Occupier cross the road?
Because his Mom called and said, “It’s time to come home, honey.” Because ‘Ketchup’ broke her glasses during a fit of righteous crying and had to go to Lynz-Krafterz Because some radicals thought “free love” meant “unsolicited surprise sex” Because three homeless guys were occupying his tent "Help, police..." Because a few "more-equal-than-thous" (aka, Party people) appropriated [sic, smoked up] his stach for the Greater Good -- he had to score another bag of kind bud Because the police car looked like a port-o-john
Help me out, comrades! What are some other reasons that would compel an Occupier to cross the road?
-because the free free-range Tofu casserole was being served there. -because the free condoms were there -because the free clothing give away was there -because the free Ben & Jerry's cart was there -because the free STD clinic was there -because the free forum for Womyn 's Studies and Queer Musicology majors was there. -because his **** was stuck inside the chicken. -to get away from the free soap. -because when you live in a country where opportunities are for anyone who will work, you cross the road to get to "the other side".
His stocks in McDonalds were dropping because of all of the free food being passed out...
Waterproof sleepingbags finally went on sale...
Free clinic opened for STD testing...
The resume submitted to Bank of America in February finally got him an interview...
His law school acceptance letter came in...
- because the IPhone 4s went on sale across the street. - to deposit $20,000 in Wells Fargo Bank. - because Michael Moore erected a circus tent on his spot. - because he/she had nothing better to do.
I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross the road without having its motives questioned.
My thoughts...
He saw a cop he wanted to throw feces at
The other side seemed have “a better energy”
His hacky-sack got away from him
My thoughts...
He saw a cop he wanted to throw feces at
The other side seemed to have “a better energy”
His hacky-sack got away from him
To prove “There is No ‘Other Side’”!
Why?
; )
He ran out of potential rape victims.
It was the only way to move further to the left.
To show the raccoon that it could be done. (old midwest joke)
The Occupier crossed the road to show the opossum how to cross the road.
The chicken crossed the road to show the opossum that it actually could be done.
I believe the article poster said it a bit more delicately -
“unsolicited surprise sex”
Because Barbra Streisand was going to give a concert
To see what the big blue horse was all about
Some Indians were giving out free blankets
Because some one elses dollar bill was on the other side?
— He didn’t. He just sat in his tent and beat on his bongo all day.
— Because he was tired of hearing all those foul four-letter words like “work”, “jobs”, and “soap.”
— Because someone on the first side offered him a job.
— Because his mind was wandering and his body followed.
One occupier to another across the street(shouting):
“How do I get to the other side of the road?”
.
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“You ARE on the other side of the road!”
LOL
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