Your “Constipaper Toilet Tissue” would make a wonderful gift for every member of the US Congress. You see, Congress has been constipated for the last three years, that is they just can’t budget.
To help Congress, Enema Ben has been administrating Quantitative Easing in two large doses, but without noticeable results. The end solution certainly will be unpleasant.
I don’t know which infuriates me more:
- O-dic-tater
or
- spineless, voiceless pubs
spank feels like he’s wearin the milk-bone underwear lately