I wonder what took Him so long?
Posted on 12/21/2011 8:40:30 PM PST by americanophile
PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea says a fierce snowstorm paused and the sky began glowing red above sacred Mount Paektu just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il's death.
State media say the ice on volcanic Lake Chon at the mountain in the far north cracked with a load roar.
And in the city of Hamhung, a Manchurian crane circled a statue of Kim's father, late President Kim Il Sung, before alighting on a tree, its head drooping before it took off toward Pyongyang.
State media say Kim died Saturday morning at age 69. His death was announced two days later.
Similar myths and legends also surround Kim Jong Il's birth on Mount Paektu. Official biographies say he was born on Paektu and that a double rainbow filled the skies ...
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NK also credits the guy and his father with inventing almost everything and controlling the weather.
That was the fires of hell, welcoming a faithful servant.
Ahhh. Thank yu.
Just minutes before leader Kim Jong Il’s death, I watched hot sauce drip off my taco.
Gates of Hell opening?
Burning Bush? No, burning Chia Pet.
I could see the MSNBC anchors stating this as fact.
The cities lit up because the people were rejoycing at the death of the “Dear Leader”: We may see the same thing in November when Obama is voted out of power.
We may see the same thing in November when Obama is voted out of power.
Yes!
I wonder what took Him so long?
Yep the glow of the fires from the race riots.
And the seas stopped rising, the Earth healed Herself, and Jesse Jackson was carted off to prison.
Miracles.
Apparently, a volcano broke wind just before he croaked.
Probably the same glow Ali McGraw had at the end of Love Story...that Hollywood light and makeup beauty glow.
Sounds like a NY Times or MSNBC report on Obama’s latest complete bullsh-t speech.
The beauty of propaganda is that if you tell the same lie often enough some people will believe it no matter how silly. Even more importantly if the thugs who have all the guns tell the lie even people who don’t believe it will pretend belief.
Big deal...our *Dear Leader* has pet unicorns that poop rainbow skittles!
I read in the Washington Post that the skies glow before the Great Obama farts.
Must be true.
Precisely.
The day the oceans receded and the planet began to heal.
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