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Posted on 12/24/2011 1:10:59 PM PST by SandRat

Where's Santa Claus at?

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1 posted on 12/24/2011 1:11:04 PM PST by SandRat
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Thank you for posting, Rattie, I’m following this one tonight!


2 posted on 12/24/2011 1:12:25 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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If they track him carefully, they can take him out over an unpopulated area. ;) I know... I'm wrong, fundamentally wrong.

/johnny

3 posted on 12/24/2011 1:13:09 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (gone Galt)
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To: 2LT Radix jr; 80 Square Miles; A Ruckus of Dogs; acad1228; AirForceMom; Alas Babylon!; Anti-MSM; ...

Where’s Santa at?


4 posted on 12/24/2011 1:13:43 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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Where’s Santa at?


5 posted on 12/24/2011 1:14:29 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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They’re always putting coats of radar absorbing paint on those stealth planes, so I hope Rudolph is wearing a sweater so they can keep track.


6 posted on 12/24/2011 1:18:17 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Currently over the Baltic States.


7 posted on 12/24/2011 1:18:54 PM PST by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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As my Grandma would say “Before the A and the T”. Sorry, she always said that to me as a child when I ended a sentence with AT.


8 posted on 12/24/2011 1:19:12 PM PST by therut
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9 posted on 12/24/2011 1:19:50 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit)
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10 posted on 12/24/2011 1:30:15 PM PST by mirkwood
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Santa better have plenty of anti-aircraft protection with him. Under the current Izlumic arab muslin administration, he might get shot down by an missile.
11 posted on 12/24/2011 1:37:08 PM PST by RetiredArmy (The End of Days draws near. In this time, you should be drawing closer to the Lord Jesus Christ.)
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12 posted on 12/24/2011 1:38:46 PM PST by TomGuy
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NORAD says Santa hasn't yet started his journey. That actually makes sense. When my kids were youngsters, he never made it to my house 'til after midnight on Christmas morning.

He managed to give my kids their due by about two A.M. every Christmas.

To this day, I don't know how he did it. I became darned tired every year watching for him. Somehow he managed to deliver all those "things-affairs-matters-situations," even those that required construction, when my kids and I were asleep.

The two greatest gifts he ever delivered were (1) The George-Reeves-Superman-Suit Santa gave me in about 1957, and (2) numerous flashlights starting about then and for all time.

Oh, somehow he obtained a jackknife from my grandfather to give me that tied for the greatest gift of all time. I was seven at the time.

13 posted on 12/24/2011 1:38:57 PM PST by stevem
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I thought Barney Frank was headed to Spain for The Running of the Gerbils.


14 posted on 12/24/2011 1:38:57 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Bad news; Santa’s stuck in bed with a cold. We’re all gonna have to do Christmas this year on our own.


15 posted on 12/24/2011 1:44:51 PM PST by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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merry-christmas-santa and raindeer flying
Merry Christmas - Peace on Earth
16 posted on 12/24/2011 1:48:27 PM PST by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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17 posted on 12/24/2011 1:53:57 PM PST by Ronald_Magnus
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Too Cool. Tracking and playing elf game on my phone. Thanks SR and Merry Christmas to you and yours. 8D


18 posted on 12/24/2011 2:06:54 PM PST by amom
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Last I heard,left Mauritius and was headed for Antarctica...to drop gifts off to the penguins!


19 posted on 12/24/2011 2:10:17 PM PST by gimme1ibertee ("Criticism......brings attention to an unhealthy state of things"-Winston Churchill)
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There’s a cable movie saved on my DVR where Santa gets shot down as a UFO and is then found by some kids. I can’t remember the name but I’ll look it up when I get home from my in-laws tonight.


20 posted on 12/24/2011 2:52:35 PM PST by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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