Standard cannon fuse can come in a 500 foot roll, is pretty cheap, and travels one foot a minute. Twist the fuses together at the feet, wrap the rest around each leg, up across the arms, then across the torso and finally ending around the head.
If you're going to do it, do it right.
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.folklore.urban/msg/59b8ae9fc980f043?dmode=source
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1172/does-the-head-remain-briefly-conscious-after-decapitation
“Standard cannon fuse can come in a 500 foot roll, is pretty cheap”
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