Posted on 01/16/2012 8:19:43 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday. Hope you had a good weekend.
I was trying to have a little fun with a Paulbot but she keeps running away. ****Sigh**** Pings
I got to spend a lot of time with my 2 year old niece so it was awesome. :)
How about yourself?
Still was dealing with the teeth, but otherwise ok. BF is trying to persuade me to buy a house. He claims he will help me fix it up . . . LOL! I still have a partially assembled garage door opener in the basement of my current townhouse that he promised to install for me two years ago.
LOL. Houses are great, but a lot of work. Everyday when I come home to problem 4196536 (it seems) in our house, I miss our apartment. But then, I love the space,and the yard. I hate remodeling.
Any Newtard Stasi Anti-Venture Capitalist Liar Trolls out there?
You should buy a house, it’s a forced savings account that gives you a credit rating.
Does "Driving Mrs. Beancounter" count???
Give it time, my FRiend. It’s early yet. One Rino down, 3 more to go, bare minimum.
OK, but this one needs some fixing. I’ll send you the listing via FReepmail if you are still in the advice business. ;-)
I’m still bitter that I had to come into work today to get caught up. At least there aren’t many distractions today, as everyone else got to enjoy their holiday. (Yeah I know...poor me. lol.)
Driving my wife shopping ain’t no day off. At least she sits in the front seat now... :)
"running away" is the foreign policy platform for Ron Paul. His cult followers are doing just that...following.
Good morning/afternoon, megaRushReadyToStartNewWeekOffRight!dittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Well, a day on for you!
October will be 30 years. I have been blessed.
LOL!!!
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